Alpha Kale!

Like it or not, the famed and dreaded Bikini Season is upon us. 

IS YOUR BEACH BOD READY FOR 2016?

Turn up the Jock Jamz, find your tightest mesh tank top, punch the air repeatedly and pound those veggies like you're wrestling The Rock in 1996. You got this. (OR NOT. Slam some pizza and call it a day. We're not your mom.)

This week only, Alpha Kale Freakers and Freaker Feet are 30% off!