New Freaker: Glaucoma!


Now listen up, guys. We'd like to make some clarifications.

April 20th is NOT a celebration of glaucoma. I don't know where you people get off, having couch-and-nachos-and-cartoon parties in honor of a horrible eye condition. Doritos? DORITOS?! 

But whatever. You guys evidently love glaucoma, and we evidently love you. So here - we made this one just for you. Legal Eyes. 

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Glaucoma!