We're in Vegas (again.) for a tradeshow (again.), so our Cinco De Mayo celebrations are being lived vicariously though... well... this 80s commercial we found that has nothing to do with Cinco De Mayo. If anybody has any information on how and/or why this exists, please report to firstname.lastname@example.org. Anything. Anything will help. Please help.
In other irrelevant news, here is the rapper Waka Flocka Flame proving that he was born in honor of Cinco De Mayo.
#NeverForget his love affair with sombreros and Capri Sun. Happy Sinko, y'all.