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Freaker Friday: Town & Anchor Apothecary!


Cures. Everybody has one. We took a quick office poll on "how do you cure a shark bite?"

One girl said "pee on it," which is always an honorable suggestion. "Do a handstand, to reverse bloodflow," said the dude who assumed sharks only bite your toes. Our logistics guy looked confused. Our accountant suggested the traumatizing Freaker Friday entry from last week about performing impromptu & unexpected seawater enemas on the beaches of Africa. A warehouse worker yelled "Amputate 'er!" The official final answer? Magic. Voodoo alchemy shark bite magic. Welcome to Friday.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: This week we have 5 care packages to give away featuring all natural apothecary products from Town & Anchor!

Sprouting from our very own hometown of Wilmington, North Carolina - Town & Anchor is comprised of two modern day alchemists, mixing and matching and making quality grooming goods from natural ingredients!

Look good, feel good, be good! Good? Good! It's magic!
Each care package also comes with a Shark Tube Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Get on Instagram and show us what YOU use as a cure (for anything and/or everything!) with the hashtag #FreakerCure for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

August 01, 2014 by Freaker USA

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