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Freaker Friday: Machine Era!

Ever since we released Jail Bait earlier this week, we've been feeling a little guilty for incarcerating an innocent fish inside of a mason jar just for the funsies. How cruel! How unusual! We've since tried to free her, but alas, the deed has been done.

Who will save the fish-damsel trapped in a jar? Dragonslayer is currently on tour with his new Meat Loaf tribute band. Spiderman has developed a crippling fear of both jars AND water. And Batman is Ben Affleck.

This is a job for good ol' American muscle. We need your help. Even if you don't know how to turn on a hammer, it's impossible not to feel like a badass when you're using products made from sweat and steel. Let's git r' dun and save that fish, team.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring Machine Era Co!

The guys over at Machine Era are designers, craftsmen, metal fabricators, innovators, and above all, masters in the art of badassery.

Good design and every-day functionality had a saucy love affair, then out popped Machine Era's keysquare. Crafted in their workshop in Richmond, VA, the keysquares are designed to securely attach to your belt loop, open bottles, and be used and abused for an absurd amount of time. They are, after all, cut and machined from a piece of solid effin steel.

Each winner also gets a Jail Bait Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: Collectively, we need to build up the courage to save this fish-damsel in distress from it's jar incarceration.

Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a photo comment showing us something that automatically makes you feel more badass by just looking at it.

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!

September 05, 2014 by Freaker USA

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