NEW FREAKER: Manneater

The English language has this oneeeee word that everybody is enthralled with. Other languages have infinite words for our one English word, which may explain why nobody in the English language can totally pin down the definition of that one word.

The old saying goes:

 

"LOVE IS PATIENT, LOVE IS KIND. IT DOES NOT ENVY, IT DOES NOT BOAST, IT IS NOT PROUD. IT DOES NOT DISHONOR OTHERS, IT IS NOT SELF-SEEKING, IT IS NOT EASILY ANGERED, IT KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS. LOVE DOES NOT DELIGHT IN EVIL BUT REJOICES WITH THE TRUTH. IT ALWAYS PROTECTS, ALWAYS TRUSTS, ALWAYS HOPES, ALWAYS PERSEVERES."

 

So. What you're telling me... is that love is a manatee? FINALLY, SOME CLARITY.

We love manatee. Manatee love orange. All is love.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Manneater!