New Freaker: Sizzurp

Sauces are arguably the greatest edible things ever invented. I know, I know - pizza, tacos, and chicken fried waffle enthusiasts are prone to disagree, but sauce is what makes all of those things great.

Today we want to celebrate an underrated sauce source. Pancakes are a shining light in this dark cold world. Syrup is the halo to the pancake angel. (Yes. Syrup is sauce. Maybe the sauciest of sauces.)

Can we get a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T for the holy Sizzurp?

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Sizzurp!