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Alpacass! Samples! Freaker Feet! WOO!


Oooh, buddies oh babies! There are two weeks left in the Freaker Feet Kickstarter campaign and we've started getting in production samples for the socks of dreams.

There are 127 Freaker Feet designs in total, and they're divided up into 4 categories: Boutique, Football, Greetings From and Team Spirit!

You: "What the bird is happening on the socks in the photo?"

Freakerteam: "Well, Larry, that's an alpaca smoking a cigarette with laser eyes looking at a girl butt. It's called Alpacass. He's a rising star in the Boutique Line."

You: "My life will never be the same. Thank you for everything you do, Alpacass."

Alpacass: "You can always count on me, Larry!"

And they all lived happily ever after.

(Invite your friends to join the fun! Good things come to those who share Freaker Feet on their social platforms. It has been written. Okay love you bye!!)

January 25, 2015 by Freaker USA

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