Re-Release: Aztechno!

“I consider myself a court jester-motivator.” - Richard Simmons

Even though it's still technically winter, we've officially entered that weird transitional season when you start hearing the words "get your summer body ready" in unexpected places. Oof.

This season you're probably going to get peer pressured into group pilates, the cross fit pit, cycling on a fake bike machine in a dark room with candles and Enya (or whatever kids are doing these days) and there's not much you can do to stop it. Beauty is pain? Yeah, well, at least have some fun with it. Cycle down to boogy town and evoke the essence of workout heroes of days past.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the latest out-of-retirement member of the Freaker Family... Aztechno!