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Big Booty!

Today in the age-old "pirates vs ninjas" debate, we chose pirates. Why? Not just because of the history of pirate lockdowns in coastal North Carolina (here's lookin' at you, Blackbeard.)

No. We choose pirates for freedom. Pirates looked at the rule book and said "Nah." They saw a map and said "Nah." Pirates looked at the English language and said "Arrr, shiver me timbers, let's make our own speak. Savvy?" There's even an International Talk Like A Pirate Day in celebration of doing what you want, when you want, and how you want. And for that, it's a pirates life for me.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to an update on one of our favorite Freakers... Big Booty!

May 19, 2015 by Freaker USA
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