Good morning, July!! So nice to see you here! I realize that you're already a week old, but you've just been so hospitable to the Freakerteam, we had to give you a warm hypothetical bearhug! After 4 helping hands, 2 weeks, and 1 farmfestival, Brookville, Pennsylvania has successfully launched us into what some scientists call Freaker SPACE!!
We got a hop-on! (learned from the best Bluths around)
The ultimate American hero, Keith H.
Evidently, a neon boxtruck full of Freakers attracts more children than.... ice cream? (I'm not actually sure what attracts children other than the Freaker BTruck. Bugs? Candy?...Furbies?)