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White Girl!

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Party tricks are always appreciated, but let's acknowledge that some are more useful than others. One of our co-workers is eternally excited that she can "cross one eye," while another one claims that he can fix a shattered phone ...with his mind.

There is a rumored party trick, and it is one party trick to rule them all. Once upon a time in the land of 2015, there was a girl who could turn yoga into wine. Every time she went for downward dog, a glass of chardonnay suddenly appeared. Cobra position? Rosé. Warrior pose? Malbec, obviously. She was a national hero and incidentally, today is her holiday of celebration. She'll take a latté. Namaste.

Ladies & gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... White Girl!

August 11, 2015 by Freaker USA
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