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Koozie Smoozie Boozie Madness!

Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie. 

Why, you say? Because our hearts break a little bit everytime somebody sais the word Koozie. So, friends and freaks, here is our reverse psychology (is this the right kind of psychology?) and we are of the understanding that if we say it enough all at once it will cease to scratch the chalkboards of our fragility. 

Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie. 

Another reason why we are purging Koozie Koozie Koozie out into the world is because it has come to our attention that our old website  has been getting some traffic due to the massive amounts of emails we receive telling us that our internet is broken. And maybe if we say the word Koozie Koozie Koozie enough, our new foxy website will outrank our old saggy website in Koozie searches. 

Also in the news, for those of you who are into geographically based linguistics.. there are many ways to spell "Koozie Koozie Koozies," depending on where you are physically located. 

Coozie Cozy Koozie Kozy Cozie Kosy Koozy Cosy Coozie Cozy Koozie Kozy Cozie Kosy Koozy Cosy Coozie Cozy Koozie Kozy Cozie Kosy Koozy Cosy Coozie Cozy Koozie Kozy Cozie Kosy Koozy Cosy Coozie Cozy Koozie Kozy Cozie Kosy Koozy Cosy 

DANG! It hurts so good!

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Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh that feels like all is right in the world, once again. 

November 21, 2011 by Freaker USA

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