Yesterday one of the lady members of the Freakerteam had a surprise birthday party! Oysters (edible!) and puppies (not edible!) and fireworks (not edible!) and ....GIANT CUPCAKES (superbly edible!) were abound!
It was such a fantastic birthday that we decided to make new Sunday rituals that everyone can enjoy!
Starting from least important to most necessary, here is a new cardboard cutout for what Sunday's now have in store:
4. Find scraps. Make shapes. Spread joy. Rinse & Repeat.
3. Freak your dog. (Not limited to Sundays!)
2. Find somebody you love that has a birthday on Sundays. If nobody you love has a Sunday birthday, make a new friend on Saturday. Celebrate their birth in exactly 24 hours.
1. Find a giant freakin cupcake and ritualistically have what is now known technically as "Cupcake Communion."
It is not only a bonding, but also a very delicious experience.
The new End-Of-Week Protocols are obviously very formal and diplomatically required. ONWARDS! TO SUNDAY!