Get Your Liberty On!
Posted by Freaker USA on February 20, 2012
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In celebration of "Restoring America" or whatever these candidates are claiming to do these days, it has been officially decided that we here at The Freakerteam are also running for President. For one day. And that day is today.
When elected, the Freaker Presidency will look a little somethin' like this:
Our one day of campaigning, however, only looks like this:
We will acquire the sweet grizzly ride & machine Nerf gun once elected. For a doper Amurica, vote for Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks. Get your liberty on and let's raise the roof!
