Americanflags + Fireskies + Beauties - Beasts x Hotdogs / Gigglefests + ThatOTHERWillSmithMovieAboutAliens = 4th of July is next week! We love cultural mathscience soooo much, but not as much as we hate bottle sweat & moist handshakes that would otherwise be patRIOTic.
From now until Monday, buy 6 America The Freakers (VIN. DIESEL.) and get free shipping & an extra Amurica for free! Freak your friends with freedom!