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Bonjour, western world that's not America! Have you been in desperate need of a good Freaking lately, but shipping costs have got you down? Well, we've got the best breaking news of your day. 

Freakers are on Fab Europe right now!! The flash sale site gives us only a couple context clues that they are European, such as:

-"TEPID COLA."

-"COSIES."

That's about it. All other linguistic clues lead us mysteriously to the Jersey Shore.