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New Freaker Alert: Alpacass!

We've been waiting for this day. We were waiting for this day before we knew it could even exist.

But it's finally here. And we want to share this moment with you.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor and ecstatic duty that we introduce the newest Freaker in the family: Alpacass.

Your eyes do not deceive you. Indeed, you are looking at a alpaca. Smoking a cigarette. With laser eyes. Staring at a girl alpaca's butt. Alpacass. The Freaker.

It is a good day in America.

August 13, 2013 by Freaker USA
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