Dirty Carl Game Changer

Posted by Freaker USA on March 11, 2013
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Today is the last day to vote for your favorite Dirty Carl dopplegangers in our Who's Your Dirty Carl facebook contest!!!



Go to the Facebook album and "like" your most beloved contestants!! Originally, the photo with the most likes wins the entire new line!

But because we're (usually always) feeling a little frisky, we decided to add in some new prizes to the jackpot. Here's whatcha got:

1st place winner: The entire new line! (18 Freakers!)
2nd place: 12 Freakers!
Any photo with over 100 likes: 5 Freakers!
Any photo with over 50 likes: 2 Freakers!

Like it all! Clickity click! Godspeed, clickers!

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Dirty Dopples

Posted by Freaker USA on February 28, 2013


On Tuesday, we gave you a sneakpeak of our newest member of the Freaker Family: Dirty Carl.


Now let me clarify, Dirty Carl happens to be a real person that we have the honor and the pleasure of knowing personally. Let this stand as a fair warning to everybody that we happen to have the pleasure of knowing personally: there is a very real chance that one day we will exploit you on the internet. In a doppleganger contest. For prizes. But mostly for the funsies.

Without further ado, here are some of our favorite submissions so far for the Who's Your Dirty Carl contest!


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Notorious F.R.E

Posted by Freaker USA on January 10, 2013

 

On Tuesday, we decided to give away an exclusive design created by our art director. Let me clarify: when we say the word "exclusive," it is not in a pretentious manner. It is only exclusive because he made the design as a test for our new monster printer (no, really, it's 6 feet wide.) and in a fit of violent apathy he never actually saved his work. It was printed once and then lost forever. 

Instead of hosting a poetry reading about lost beauty, we decided to give it away on Instagram to whoever could interpret what the hell "Getting Juicy With It" meant. In photo form. On the internet. With Freakers. 

Now we have the impossibly stupid job of selecting a winner. There was technically only suppose to be one winner, because there is only one Biggie poster, but you are all so wonderfully odd that I feel the need to reward your peculiarities with rabid materialism.

And the winners areeeeee:


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Freak of the Week: Maternity. I think.

Posted by Freaker USA on August 10, 2012

Last week we asked you why you're so dang fancy in honor of Clyde

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