Spoils of Donut Victory!!


The day is today, the time is now.  Pete has officially decided what he enjoys to yell at the most. The DONUT-Do-That Giveaway contest draws to a close, and we must knight the victors with care packages.  We wanted to mail all of the winners a box of pastries, but we didn't want the post office to mistake our powdered sugar for anthrax.  We know for a fact that Freakers don't qualify us for any kind of security watchlist, so we'll stick to that. For now. 

The winners were not chosen by Pete, but by the good citizens of Facebook! Any photo that had fifty or more likes is getting a care package of two mystery Freakers and the grand prize winner will get eight previously unreleased Freakers - five of which are being unveiled this afternoon!

July 02, 2013 by Freaker USA

DONUT Updates!

DONUT-Do-That giveaway contest UPDATE!!!

Today is the last day to vote with your likes on Facebook for our latest giveaway sweepstakes!! We could ramble on for years about how hysterical this has been, but we'll keep it short. And now for the obligatory NEW PRIZES post!:

Any photo with 50 or more likes will get a mystery care package with 2 Freakers!

Any photo with 100 or more likes will get a mystery care package with 5 Freakers!!!

The grand prize winner (photo with most likes) will get all 8 new Freakers before they're released and 2 mystery Freakers - 10 in all!


July 01, 2013 by Freaker USA

DONUT-Giveaway-The-New-Line Contest!

We have important news, so we'll put it in bullet points, to signify its importance:

- Our team mascot, Mister Pete, has been afflicted with a hotspot on his butt.
- Like any loving family would do, we made him into a donut.
- There is a secret mini-line of 8 new Freakers
- You can have them, for free, by helping us laugh at Pete, who is now a donut!

That's right, folks! We're hosting another Facebook giveaway contest!!

Pete's donut has given him a new sense of confidence, and his bossiness is getting out of control. Submit a photo (tweet it at us, instagram us, post it to our Facebook wall, email it, whatever!) of what you think Pete is yelling at. We'll use computer-magic to make it into a DONUT meme and put it in our special Facebook album. Whoever photo gets the most "likes" wins all 8 new secret Freakers!!!

DONUT disturb, DONUT enter, DONUT start forest fires, and please, whatever you do… DONUT do that.

Winner(s?) announced in 2 weeks! Go team-meme!

June 18, 2013 by Freaker USA

Dirty Carl Game Changer

Beard gifts

Today is the last day to vote for your favorite Dirty Carl dopplegangers in our Who's Your Dirty Carl facebook contest!!!

Go to the Facebook album and "like" your most beloved contestants!! Originally, the photo with the most likes wins the entire new line!

But because we're (usually always) feeling a little frisky, we decided to add in some new prizes to the jackpot. Here's whatcha got:

1st place winner: The entire new line! (18 Freakers!)
2nd place: 12 Freakers!
Any photo with over 100 likes: 5 Freakers!
Any photo with over 50 likes: 2 Freakers!

Like it all! Clickity click! Godspeed, clickers!

March 11, 2013 by Freaker USA

Dirty Dopples

On Tuesday, we gave you a sneakpeak of our newest member of the Freaker Family: Dirty Carl.

Now let me clarify, Dirty Carl happens to be a real person that we have the honor and the pleasure of knowing personally. Let this stand as a fair warning to everybody that we happen to have the pleasure of knowing personally: there is a very real chance that one day we will exploit you on the internet. In a doppleganger contest. For prizes. But mostly for the funsies.

Without further ado, here are some of our favorite submissions so far for the Who's Your Dirty Carl contest!

February 28, 2013 by Freaker USA

Notorious F.R.E


On Tuesday, we decided to give away an exclusive design created by our art director. Let me clarify: when we say the word "exclusive," it is not in a pretentious manner. It is only exclusive because he made the design as a test for our new monster printer (no, really, it's 6 feet wide.) and in a fit of violent apathy he never actually saved his work. It was printed once and then lost forever. 

Instead of hosting a poetry reading about lost beauty, we decided to give it away on Instagram to whoever could interpret what the hell "Getting Juicy With It" meant. In photo form. On the internet. With Freakers. 

Now we have the impossibly stupid job of selecting a winner. There was technically only suppose to be one winner, because there is only one Biggie poster, but you are all so wonderfully odd that I feel the need to reward your peculiarities with rabid materialism.

And the winners areeeeee:

January 10, 2013 by Freaker USA

Freak of the Week: Maternity. I think.

Last week we asked you why you're so dang fancy in honor of Clyde

August 15, 2012 by Freaker USA

Chronicle Books & Freaker Giveaways!

Mark Twain once said that a classic is a "book that people praise but don't read."

June 25, 2012 by Freaker USA

Freak of the Week: Freedom Edition (PSYCHE!)


The first one to hit the inside of his mouth would be deemed the "winner," which is a pretty odd terminology considering the circumstances...

May 10, 2012 by Freaker USA

Digital Democracy!!

It's that time of year again! Tensions are high, stakes are higher, your second-cousin that designed the "leaf" Freaker is probably the highest. 

The deadline in which you can submit a design to Threadless has come, and now all of your creations are in the digital community's hands to vote upon! Just like all democracies, the authority in case (Threadless!) is offering pay-offs and presents to the voters! If you "score" 50 designs, you will be entered to win all 6 of the existing Threadless Freakers! 

You know what to do. And if you don't, here is some help: Go here. Click on a design submission. Do you love it? Give it a 5. Do you want it cast it into the depths of design-hell? Give it a 1. And then cheer yourself up somehow. 

April 25, 2012 by Freaker USA