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Chile Nelson!

We love love love the southwest & all of it's desert magic: weaponized shrubbery, hell-hot peppers, fully-armored squirrels (what else are armadillos?!), and the Snoop Dog of country music. (No, not peyote.)  This week marks sweet Chile Nelson's 83rd birthday. You sir, are always on our mind.  Grab your hottest-pepper-loving buddy and celebrate the legends with Chile Nelson - 30% off Freakers & Feet this week only!  
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Purple Rain - Limited Re-Release!

It was a most bittersweet #tbt yesterday when we posted a design from our very first production run in 2011 - Purple Rain. Since then, we've had a good handful of people asking for it's re-release. You asked, we listened (to the entire anthology.) For a limited time only, we are re-releasing Purple Rain. It's available now for pre-sale! Lead the way to radiance, sweet Prince.
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Freak of the Week: Jew Jitsu!

Friday evening marks the beginning of Passover! Even if you're not Jewish, I bet you can appreciate the radness of the holiday. Passover is a celebration of freedom, of family, of ancestors, of tradition, and of deliverance. (No, not the Burt Reynolds movie.) We don't have a matzah Freaker, but we DO have a Woody Allen doppleganger practicing martial arts - and don't worry, it's unleavened. This week only, Jew Jitsu Freakers & Feet are 30% off online! Happy Passover, everybody!
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Holy Divineapple

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineeeeeeeapple. Divineapple Freakers & Freaker Feet are 50% off with a bunch of it's friends! ‪#‎SpringCleaningSale‬
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Resting Pitch Face!

This Sunday, America gets it's sweetheart back. Hotdogs and foamy fingers and stadium butt and bats and homes and runs and BASEBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE! #PitchPerfect3 Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Resting Pitch Face!
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Basketcase!

Easter is on Sunday!!! Are you covering your body in pastel war-paint again this year? Will you be hiring the Donnie Darko bunny to hide in your lawn? When will you be dipping your rodents in chocolate? Do you need help? You're a basketcase, but who's not. Let's get pastelled and egg out.   Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Basketcase! 
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New Freaker: Whisker Sour!

Are you 100% not Irish? Do you enjoy binge drinking food-coloring on a weekday? Are you confused as to what a "saint" actually is? Do you like whiskey, but you're also a cat? We've got just the holiday for you!  St. Patrick Swayze is looking down on us all. Happy leprechaun week, y'all.  Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family.. Whisker Sour! 
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Pride or Die!!

They always say that March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb... but what does that mean? How do lions generally "come in"??? Our first guesses had to do with "lion pride" and "coming out" conspiracies, but no no - too complicated. Don't worry, we found the answer: 100% of lion prides are diehard Fast & Furious fans. They "come in" a quarter mile at a time, with pink slips and spoilers. Typical lion pride. Ride or Die, y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the family.. Pride or Die Freakers & Freaker Feet!!
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15 New State Flags!

Home is where...No pants are. The snuggles happen. Wifi connects automatically. Your story began. The softspot is. Run. Base. Skillet. Fry. Improvement. Home is where you make it. Home is what you make it. Interestingly enough, we may have just made your home also. New home flags on the site now!
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The Iowa Raucous

The Iowa Raucous is today! We've made a special wonk-treat for the political junkies out there. Shop the Electile Dysfunction Collection here!  Long live the gonzos. Hunter S. Thompson is looking down on you all. 
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Introducing... Hedge Hug!

The human experience can be magical, adventurous, out-of-this-world extraordinary, but at times it can also be exhausting. Sometimes people just need a hug. Every now and then, they need more than a hug. What could possibly be more thoughtful than a genuine squeeze? An adorable hedgehog in a party hat delivering love letters. A hedge hug. Conjure up all your warm-fuzzies and send somebody in-need-of-a-hug a hedge hug today! Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Hedge Hug!
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Khangratulations!

Whenever something (anything!) happens, people drown each other in the word "Congratulations." After a certain point, it looses it's meaning and the word morphs into a cold robotic auto-response. It's high-time for a rebranding of the limp Congratulations. Let's try: Your best friend has a little bun plundering their oven? Is marrying a powerhouse wildcard? Just graduated warlord school? Won the emperor election? Finally invaded Eurasia? That's wonderful! GENGHIS KHANGRATULATIONS! See? Perfect for all occasions! Say it like you mean it. Say it with ferocity. Say it with the might of a million Mongolian warriors. And also a Freaker. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Khangratulations!
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