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Remember ze Mamas!

Mama - did you let your babies grow up to be cowboys? You had ONE JOB.  Cowboys - did your mother ignore country music's advice? She's rad and you should thank her.  PSA: Mother's Day is next Sunday! Stay calm & freak your mom.
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Let Your Bottle Do The Flashing

Beads? BEES?! Mardi Gras is next week. Is your inner Girl Gone Wild ready and willing? That's okay. Just let your bottle collect the beads for you. Shop Marty here!
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Ship Happens!

In the holiday spirit of quickies, here's this: Thursday, Decemeber 17th: The last day to order for guaranteed Christmas delivery via our USPS Free Shipping option. Saturday, December 19th: Last day for guaranteed Christmas delivery via Fedex 2-Day option. Stuff those stockings, y'all. There's a Freaker (& Freaker Feet!) for everybody you know. Pinky promise.
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New Freaker: The Friend Zone

We've all been there. At least once. The bigger a fan you become, the less likely it is that your team will win. This one is dedicated to you and holding on to the belief that there is an end zone to your friend zone. TOUCHDOWNNNNN! Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... The Friend Zone!
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Holiday Spirits!

Hanukkah is already here and Christmas is coming up quick. How does your gift-giving to-do list look these days? OPPRESSIVELY OVERWHELMING AND ULTIMATELY BEHIND? You're not alone, skippy. This might help: From now until Christmas, we're offering free shipping on any orders $25 or more! Let's get those stuffings stocked, kiddos..
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Love Glove!!

Did you know that Valentines Day is only a couple weeks away? Don't find yourself in the doghouse (unless you're into that kind of thing) this year. Is there any better way to show your love and appreciation with a sweet cheers, cold drink and warm hands? Spoiler alert: No. No there is not. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest re-released member of the Freaker Family... Love Glove!   Tweet: WOO!
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New Ears!

2014 has been an explosive year of smiles, hugs, and freakings. We have you to thank for everything. From the bottom of our pitter pattering hearts, we hug you. 2015, we're coming for ya. Big things ahead! Stay tuned, freakniks.
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Joy to the Whirl!

True life mushy moment: From the bottom of our pitter pattering hearts, we want to thank you SO MUCH for making 2014 an incredible year for Freakdom. We laughed, we cried (from laughing), we digitally harassed you, and then we freaked you.  Stay tuned for some big surpises in 2015! See you on the other side, kiddos. Unbounded love, The Freakerteam!
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Internet Holiday!

  We don't have to tell you that the internet is a special place to visit. You know. We know. Everyone knows. We WOULD, however, like to make your stay as pleasant as possible. Here are some of the best treats for the season - flavored with the spices of the world wide web. 
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Christmas Shipping!

News Brief: Whoa, Nelly! Christmas is next week! If your ducks are veering from the row or your eggs are falling out of the basket, don't worry! You still have time for a Christmas delivery! Some fun shipping facts: -We ship care packages within 24 hours of your order! All packages are shipped from Wilmington, North Carolina. -Officially, the post office says the last day for expected Christmas delivery is December 20th, but we're scooting it back a day to be on the safe side. Order by 12/19 for USPS First Class & Priority Mail! -#NeverForget that Fedex is an option if you're cutting it close! -Let us know in the "special instructions" box at checkout what kind of gift message you'd like to include in the care package! We are mere robots here to serve your wants and needs. -We're not actually robots, but we are here to serve you! Happy Holidaze! We love you, -The Freakerteam!
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Public Service Announcement

Party every party like it's a holiday party. This has been a public service announcement.
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Cyber Monday!!!

It's the Final Countdown (da da daaaaa da!) for our 40% off bargain! The long weekend is technically over, but our massive Freaker sale is not! Rejoice!!! Take 40% off of all orders of 10 or more Freakers until midnight using this discount code: BlackFreakday
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