Posted by Freaker USA on May 08, 2012
Let's be honest, everything good that you have, you probably Got It From Yo Mama.
Sunday is National "I Got It From My Mama And Now I'm Going To Give Back To The My-Mama Community" Day. We here at Freaker USA appreciate your mom (more than you will ever know), and that's why we're giving you extra incentives to freak your mother this Sunday.
If you order Freakers in the next two days, not only will they get to your mom's (mail)box in time for Sunday, but we're running a special deal: Buy At Least Two, Get a Mystery Freaker Fo' Free! (Don't worry, we probably won't tell your mom if you keep the free one for yourself.)
Just use this code at checkout: yourmom
Merry Mom Christmas!!
Offer ends May, 13th 2012
Posted by Freaker USA on April 23, 2012
This past weekend was national Record Store Day! For music lovers and small-business enthusiasts, RSD is comparable to a Christmas-BlackFridayBirthday-IndependenceDay (both the Will Smith movie AND America day!) flash-mob rave of delicious goodness!
Wilmington's hometown heros joined forces at the kingdom-of-rad, Gravity Records, to celebralte the occasion! Craft beer was provided by local brewing company, Good Vibes. Give-aways were made possible by Wilmington's finest: Edge of Urge, Soapbox Laundro-Lounge, i heart miKA, and a whole slew of others!
To cherry-top (not to be confused with Carrot Top) it all, the Freaker boxtruck was in full force as a musical stage for a Carolina jubilation celebration! Mike Blair and the Stone Walls rocked our socks into a third dimension and then The Love Language formed a power-trio that left us delirious in the way only exotic birds, extreme sports, and rock-n-roll can induce.
Photo documentation? On it:
The owner of Gravity Records (and also this town's heart, collectively) King Keen.
Dogs for dawgs!
If you haven't given your ears the special treat of The Love Language, I'm sure they would appreciate it if you changed that fact. Carolina crusaders!
Posted by Freaker USA on April 02, 2012
It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant yesterday.
You sure did fool us! But meanwhile, we were fooling ourselves with a very special "fool the senses" dinner party! Don't understand completely? Here - maybe the official invitation will clear up the fuzzies (don't mind the part about smelling ourselves. That was... that is... somehow... irrelevant.)
By "Bill Clinton," Mr. Mellan actually meant "his mom," whose all time favorite holiday is April 1st! Festivities abound!
For those of you readers who are particularly hunger, let's take care of that problem:
Some of the specialties included vegan vomit (avocado salad!), hotdogs (that were actually cooked carrots! ahaha! fooled!) and of course, poo (brownies!)
There were also some very peculiar character foolings,
Here we have "Slick Rick" who enjoys golfing under the influence & driving cars even though he has been legally blind for 45 years.
And this here is Wily Willy, who spends his free time hunting invisible squirrels & fly fishing in the nude.
And what do we have here?! All aboard doppleganger express (that was awful... please forgive us.)
This is Oliver Mellan who enjoys everything. Especially that hat.
FOOLS! The whole (pregnant) lot of ya!
Posted by Freaker USA on February 20, 2012
In celebration of "Restoring America" or whatever these candidates are claiming to do these days, it has been officially decided that we here at The Freakerteam are also running for President. For one day. And that day is today.
When elected, the Freaker Presidency will look a little somethin' like this:
Our one day of campaigning, however, only looks like this:
We will acquire the sweet grizzly ride & machine Nerf gun once elected. For a doper Amurica, vote for Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks. Get your liberty on and let's raise the roof!
