Posted by Freaker USA on May 08, 2012
Let's be honest, everything good that you have, you probably Got It From Yo Mama.
Sunday is National "I Got It From My Mama And Now I'm Going To Give Back To The My-Mama Community" Day. We here at Freaker USA appreciate your mom (more than you will ever know), and that's why we're giving you extra incentives to freak your mother this Sunday.
If you order Freakers in the next two days, not only will they get to your mom's (mail)box in time for Sunday, but we're running a special deal: Buy At Least Two, Get a Mystery Freaker Fo' Free! (Don't worry, we probably won't tell your mom if you keep the free one for yourself.)
Just use this code at checkout: yourmom
Merry Mom Christmas!!
Offer ends May, 13th 2012
Posted by Freaker USA on February 20, 2012
In celebration of "Restoring America" or whatever these candidates are claiming to do these days, it has been officially decided that we here at The Freakerteam are also running for President. For one day. And that day is today.
When elected, the Freaker Presidency will look a little somethin' like this:
Our one day of campaigning, however, only looks like this:
We will acquire the sweet grizzly ride & machine Nerf gun once elected. For a doper Amurica, vote for Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks. Get your liberty on and let's raise the roof!
Posted by Freaker USA on February 07, 2012
Holy smoly!! First-generation Freakers never to be run again!
Lusting over that peace sign Freaker your aunt keeps taunting you with? Did your favorite hooter get snagged by your roommate with the owl-fetish? We're getting rid of our discontinued styles for ooooober-cheap (50% off!) and this is a last-chance to get what pog-lovers call "collector's items." (Slammerz 4eva!!)
For the next 2 days, Freakers are on Fab.com for a flash sale ($4!!) - It's a frenzy!
Dang! Fabulosity! We lurrrve you!!
These are just a few of the bucketfulls of old styles we got goin on today! HURRAH!!
Within 2 hours of being on Fab, we sold out of two style-packages! So get em' while the goin' is good (or whatever that expression is about good goin get em. You know what I'm talking about.)
