Timeline of Important Events: Freaker Version

Posted by Freaker USA on February 23, 2012

I'm not sure how to adequately explain this to you in words, so instead I'll lay it out in visual terms. 

Viva Los Vogos

Posted by Freaker USA on February 15, 2012

We're still in Vegas for Project!! It's the last day of the tradeshow! Come play with us!!! 



Photo by the lovely folks at Project (via Twitter) 

Vegas Project-Cube!

Posted by Freaker USA on February 13, 2012

If you little kittens are in Vegas for the Nevadan trade shows this week, come say hi to us in Project! We're in an "accessories cube," which I'm pretty sure translates to "the future" in binary code. 
 

 



We're #9107!!! PLAYDATES!

Freakers in Vegas!

Posted by Freaker USA on February 13, 2012

Departure Gate!: 5 carryons, 4 am, 2 chaps, 1 goal: Dominate Vegas. 

If any of you fine cats are in Vegas for Project this week, come see us. If you see the sparkly gentleman in rollerskates that will be screaming in Japanese, you know you're getting close.

Time-Travelin Freak-Masterin Vegas-Machine

Posted by Freaker USA on August 31, 2011

When in Vegas, do as the Romans do. To clear any confusion, here is a visual instruction guide as to what Romans do. In Vegas. 
All photos are by the great man named 10! 

 

Vegas: Photo Recap of the Neon City!

Posted by Freaker USA on August 25, 2011

 As we cross into the California sunshine, let's take a look back at the last week of bright lights & convention centers!

Unfortunately, we didn't find a single Elvis impersonator & none of us had unbearable urges to spontaneously marry a stranger. All of those movies were fictional!?

This is the hot-mess that happens during a trade show setup. Shockingly, it only got messier as she decided to dye her hair bright red & accidentally splattered it across the bathroom wall in the hotel. It was necessary to leave a love note for the maids explaining that nobody was brutally murdered the night before. 

This city was chocked full of beautiful freaks!

We've been in more hardware stores in the past 2 weeks than we knew existed! This time, no strip shows were involved.

(Trade-)Showgirls

However, it is an exhausting place and there are limited napping opportunities. Get it while you can. Namely, the check-out line. 

In other news, this is the interaction with the California Inspection Control:

Inspector:  What are you doing here?

Zach: Driving. 

I: Where are you coming from?

Z: North Carolina. 

I: Where did you get the plant?

Z: Lowes. 

I: What is Lowes?

Z: The hardware store.

I: Where is this Hardware store?

Z: Arizona.

I: You can't take the plant.

Z: .......Would you like a Freaker?

I: Yes. 

Stay freaky, universe.