Us! We! ...Oui! WEEEEE!
FREAKER USA
Freaker USA Inc is a North Carolina based company that is on the forefront of keeping bottles cool and hands more comfortable. Zach Crain and the Freaker Team are pursuing their American dream of preventing all moist handshakes with their patented product the “Freaker.”

Manufactured in Troy, North Carolina, Freakers are nationally recognized as the one-size-fits-all knit koozie that functionally makes your beverage feel special. Presented in myriad of prismatic designs; the Freaker is a strong, tight knit that keeps your liquids insulated in style!
Freaker USA Inc. started with one man and two knitting needles. Now the company consists of a small group of young & inspired entrepreneurs using the ingenuity of their generation to create a unique and interactive business model. The FreakerTeam is a crew of quirky creatives; designers, internet-gurus and filmmakers. In a time that presents little financial opportunity for the contemporary youth, the Freaker team is creating their own job market through the social media they were bred on. They weave the Freaker so artfully and seamlessly in and out of everything they do, that it’s hard to see the lines between the product, the life and the profile of Freaker-culture.
They aren’t selling a product, they’re giving you an invitation to their party; a starter kit for a new lifestyle. The Freaker isn’t a strike-at-the-wind attempt to get rich, it’s the background music to a never-ending journey. Infusing life into a drink sweater, the FreakerTeam of madcap facilitators want to make sure you know that you’re invited to join in the fun.
Let's play!
TeamFreaker
Founding Father and RingMaster of our Freaker Circus.
Zach is the original primitive Freak and is currently working on
converting a Boxtruck into a studio apartment so that he and his team of
adventurers can fulfill their quest to Freak America with grilled
cheese parties from sea to shining sea. He enjoys escapades with his
dog Mr. Pete and in his time off... he has no time off.
Freak-Glottologist and Resident Female of Freakerville
Lauren likes the words "jubilee" and "jollification" and abuses them
all day, everyday, in both usage and in definitive practice. She has
an uncanny love for mediocre action movies and you can often find her
furiously giggling from her own puns (that only she understood. i.e. Pan
Ki Moon.) Her dog's name is Nelson Danzig Mandela. He is perfect.

Master FilmGrillz & Videographer of All Things Freaky
Urban Legend tells us that Oliver was raised in a small hoodlum
community of smooth-talking mystics somewhere in the clouds. Nobody
can be sure whether or not this is a true story, but it would surely
explain his ambrosial connection with body-paint and superhuman dance
moves. Oliver is infamous for making videos that make your head explode in a creatures-of-splendor haze (you like it. I promise.)

Official Hand of Freak and also Everything Else
Justin is a man of many many wonders. All the wonders, actually.
Freaker Fact: Justin has to change his name every 6 hours because his
supreme powers are in such high demand - no man could single-handedly
manage the mobs that want to borrow his talents. His aliases include:
Freak Master Flex, Divine Dexterous Design King, and J-Nutz.










