Get Your Freak On
INSTRUCTIONS
Freakers Effectively Prevents Unwanted Bottle-Sweat ***
STEP 1
Get a Freaker
STEP 2
Get a Beverage
STEP 3
Grasp the Freaker & mount the beverage on a flat surface. Gently pull the Freaker downwards. Be sure the bottom reaches the base of your beverage.
STEP 4
Congratulations, my friend. You've been freaked!
*** Disclaimer: Freakers do NOT protect against Freaker-less strangers envying your beverage accessories.
