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Fight for your right to grilled cheese.

Setting up looks much different ever since “the procedure.”

Cheese grillin' all day everyday (somedays)

The freakerteam has swiveled down a road of obsession with these Sokenbicha teas! Yum yum yum!

Photo by Freaker friend and serendipitous passerby Brooke Baker

The Freakerteam got the honor and the pleasure of being invited to Esalen in Big Sur, California.

too much relaxation is good for no one, so we chopped down a non-rainforest for a permaculture project.

IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!?!?!

Coming as a suprise to no-one, we were brimming with pure joy.

A hut on the cliffside. Also of note in this photo: pirate pants.

This here is Oliver's father. In case anybody was kept up late at night wondering what Oliver's father looks like... this is our present to you. He looks....ready for it..... alot like Oliver. Sir Patrick Mellan was our ticket into Esalen and for that (and a multitude of everything else!) we are eternally grateful!

Unparalleled beauty! California, our hearts are yours.

This one forgot to respond to that one email that one time, so we put her to work in the fields just like the olden days.

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The Arts District in Los Angeles is brimming over with HOLY HOTNESS!

Lauren Rocking the monocle shade

got his Hollywood tattoo in Hollywood at a place called Hollywood Tattoo.
And he just out meta-ed all of us.

After passing the invisible line into California the Freakerteam wallowed in angelic weather and the most unbelievably beautiful people west of neverneverland!

Celebrations? Always. Impromptu pool party 2011!

(Trade-)Showgirls

Vegas is an exhausting place and there are limited napping opportunities. Get it while you can. Namely, the check-out line.

more hardware stores

This is the hot-mess that happens during a trade show setup. Shockingly, it only got messier as she decided to dye her hair bright red & accidentally splattered it across the bathroom wall in the hotel. It was necessary to leave a love note for the maids explaining that nobody was brutally murdered the night before.

bright lights & convention centers!

Unfortunately, we didn't find a single Elvis impersonator & none of us had unbearable urges to spontaneously marry a stranger. All of those movies were fictional!?

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Chatty passengers. Reoccurring travel theme!

at Kauai House, we threw a grilled cheese party to rival all other grilled cheese parties. The magic-band Vana Mazi christened our FreakerBTruck party-deck with their gypsy perfection & we started feeling real guilty that not everybody everywhere was able to be there.

Freak America Tour kicked off in Asheville at Hip Replacements!

Along the Road

We made it into Houston, where we collectively sweated enough to fill a kiddie pool, found some new friends, spread the Tattly love and subsequently ate it. Thanks to Hello-Lucky for letting us feed all your wonderful patrons!

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This is an example of giant pieces of technology making us ECSTATIC and immediately afterwards making us quite sad. It's ok! We have regular sized technology to fill all of our needs! Size doesn't matter, remember?

we found a treehouse & played dress up and screamed RUFIO in nostalgia for Captain Hook, boundless imagination and most importantly, Robin Williams.

Obviously, Oliver was to be Rufio.

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Memphis Party Poster

Freak America Tour kicked off in Asheville at Hip Replacements!

Even though he tried them on in-store, Z's new underwear were terrifyingly tight. Seemingly, this would be his own problem, but it quickly spread to a universal issue when he stripped naked out of pure frustration in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Lauren has officially martini-christened the FreakerBTruck! In the first 30 yards of roading, a bottle of vodka, cocktail onions, and a sea of glass = our new floor!! She swears this is a certified ritual, but we have our suspicions. (Update: All of her lush-playtoys have since been secured via bunjee cords)

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