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BeetleMania
Tip central from the FreakpunMaster himself, Jeremy Neff:
"Save the beetles!! Use a Freaker!!
This calls for a beetlehumper tribute design . . .
Beetlejuice beetle juice beetlejuice, lol.
new Freaker purpose - keeping your beer safe from any horny beetles . . ."
Has he lost his mind!? Are ...
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Freak of the Week 12.0!!
So last (last-last) week, we mourned the departure of Summer with For the Love of Olive as our Freaker of the Week! Your words make us melt and we wish we could give everybody who participates unlimited presents, but for now we have to choose 2 winners every week for your playa playa puns. ...
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LA Freakers! (A fairy tale)
Today, as we ate cheese sandwiches in a rest-stop in Iowa, a sudden realization hit us square on the face. (It only hurt a little bit, so all of you out there who are frantically worrying for our health, please feel comforted.)
The realization was about how much we love rooftops and saucy lad...
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Knees, Bras & Ska!
The Freakerteam is on the long and winding road, (edit: the long and sometimes slightly curved road) from Colorado to Chicago via Nebraska.
Here is the statistical breakdown, thus far:
4,689 cows
935 fields
6 repeats of that one Drake song.
3 official Freakers
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CalmerPash
Today we found a delicious little nugget! Front page of Palmer Cash?! Let's celebrate! This calls for at least 14 cupcakes.
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TravelingTrance!
The Freakerteam has been a bit delirious for the past couple of days, but none of us have decided whether or not this is something to be upset about. Instead, we've chosen to not dwell on our collective daze of wonder, but instead float around in a purposeful oblivion & blame it on the Colora...
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Boulder Bash!
FireFreakFabulosities!
The Freakerteam has successfully trucked it's way into Boulder, Colorado! After wallowing in the little tastes of excellence that happen to be impossible to miss, we have stumbled upon an event that is in need of a good freaking.
If you are in/around/near or wande...
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Poignant Reflections
Wonton: noun;
1. (in Chinese cooking) a dumpling filled with minced pork and spices, usually boiled in and served with soup but sometimes fried as a side dish.
Wanton: adjective
1. done, shown, used, etc., maliciously or unjustifiably: awanton attack; wanton cruelty.
2. deliberate...
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FreakFairyTale BoxtruckBuddies!
So once upon a time in a far away land named Denver, Zach and Lauren stumbled across a dozing dozer with bright socks on. We both stood in wonder and wondered where in the world would one have to wander to find such wonderfully colorful socks?! Yearning for knowledge, we made a game plan.
&nbs...
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Wilco Warriors!
Tuesday night, Wilco's new album, The Whole Love, was officially released and they rocketed off into space (AKA Raleigh) with the first show of their tour! Our long lost (but soon to be returned) Oliver Mellan, our dearest of dears Justin Mitchener and the wonderwoman herself, Leigh Vo...
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Little America!
So once upon a time in Salt Lake City, we were in a coffee shop asking strangers if they would like presents. One of said strangers looked up and exclaimed "Oh! Is it a Freaker?!" and we were strangers no more! Tiny world unfurled!
Sadly enough, the Salt Lake Mormon Temple ca...
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The Absurdities of Portland Bums
Last Saturday, we threw a grilled cheese extravaganza for the city of Portland. And while the party people partied it purple, we have to crown the true winners of the night to the Portland-Bound Vagabonds that we plagiarized for 5 hours via Twitter. We are still celebrating their fabulosity. Let'...
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