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Twitter Action World-Saving Deals

In celebration of the upcoming shopping madness week, we're going to start flamethrowing special CIA...

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Pranksters

A couple months ago, we met a wonderful Israeli man named Ido in San...

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Koozie Smoozie Boozie Madness!

Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie Koozie.  Why, you...

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Uncertain Times

 We live in a revolutionary era - the future is uncertain. Beware, young maties. Hoodlums...

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PBRaunchy

Today we got a very special care package from PBR.  It started out as...

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Freak Durst

This morning started slowly. There was a drizzle in the sky. There was an quiet...

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Polarollios.

As we've been not-so-covertly interlacing our daily activities with Polaroid pictures, we wanted to show...

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Acafreakia! Tonight!

 Question: Who's speaking at UNCW today? Answer: These freakin' guys are!  Question: That's going...

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CucalorusRollOver

 As we mentioned yesterday, we're just a tiny bit drained from the onslaught of a...

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Repercussions of Cucalorus Weekend

After 4 days of Cucalorus kook dazes, the Freakerteam has degenerated into a Zombie...

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Tonight!

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Cucalorus & The Freaker Tit Fairy

Last night was the official opening party of Cucalorus film festival! The Freakerteam came...

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World Wide Freak Web 3.0

So remember that day that you posted your immaculate photos of Freakers on Facebook? We...

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Shake It Like Your Polaroid Photo Seduction.

As mentioned earlier, we will be sending unique Polaroid pictures of the Freakerteam in...

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Saucy Holiday Packages - Now up up & away!

Yesterday we officially released our new holiday packages pumped full of...

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Freak of the Week 15.0!!

We've been busy little bees collecting the honeypot of holiday cheers but now it's that...

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Freak the Halls!

 Our holiday video is here! This makes us all fuzzy on the inside (some of...

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Interview Procedures

 Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the...

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Boogers

Look at this little toot trying to crash our trimming party. Freaker distractions? Never!...

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Mystery Christmas: Cutest Installment Ever

 

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Cucalorus Screenprinting Saturday Sauce!

This Saturday, The Freakerteam and Friends got up early, sat in a circle and held...

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Justin Mitchener: Man of Purchasing Bravery

We want to set something straight. Something of the upmost importance, relevance and...

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SuperFreaker HotTub HotLove

 About a month ago, we got to live all kinds of dreams during a weekend...

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Introducing... YonderDown!

Holidays are fast approaching and Freakers are coming out of the woodworks for the season!...

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SneakPeak from our Christmas Shoot!

 Pretties + Puppies = Perfect. 

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Mystery Christmas: Nighthawks Edition

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Design a Freaker Contest Winner!

A couple months ago we held a Design-A-Freaker contest...

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#MysteryChristmas: Office Edition

 

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#MysteryChristmas: Alisha-Out-Dressing-Molly Edition

Today Alisha and Molly, the maidens of the office, were scheduled to have a dress-off....

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Eric White, Warrior of Magnificence

Over the past couple of months, we have had the honor of meeting, greeting and...

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#MysteryChristmas: DownTown WolfDown

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TSA just doesn't understand. Yet.

The horrifying news came today. The TSA agent who encouraged the Getting-On of The-Freak...

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#MysteryChristmas: Clues in the Road

 

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Tomorrow! Wilmington to be FREAKED!

Dear Wilmington,  It's official. We're home. Come celebrate with us! Tomorrow at Satellite, we're...

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#MysteryChristmas:Cave Installment

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Freak of the Week 14.0!!

It's that spooky day once again! Time for a new Freak of the Week contest!...

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Billboard of Freaks!

Bill Mooney from Kung Fu Nation brought a nice little tidbit to our morning...

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Homebound Huniez!

Yesterday we drove our FreakerMobile into the depths of the one place we haven't seen...

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Urban Myths

We found Zach's sister in a dive bar in Richmond, Virginia! ...

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Mystery Christmas: DC Installment.

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Jollification on Capital Hill!

Today we had an escapade around the streets of our nation's capital. We dressed in...

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Zach Cruise

Starring in Frisky Business.   

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Halloween Homecoming!

Wilmington! Get ready. We're comin' home. And we're going to throw you a bash. YUH-OH! ...

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CMJ + INDMusic + Freakers = NYC Snugglefest

This weekend in New York, we got the honor and the pleasure of freaking the...

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Revolutionary!

One windy afternoon in New York, we decided to get into the new cultural spirit...

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Adios, Muchachos!

New York, we love you. Eternally.  Until next...

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Wilmington Overflowing!

Yesterday at the CMJ music festival, Freaks were out in full force. Of the...

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Stealing Eric White's Shots All Day Long

Last night, there was a family funtime photo fest at the studios of the lens...

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Subway ScareTactics

The New York subway system has been fully freaked but also slightly traumatized. We decided...

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Rosanna Bach

A couple photos from the great Rosanna Bach from this past weekend at the...

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