Black Freakday 2015!

We know why you're here. You know why you're here. You're here to save both money and the holiday spirit. Of being awesome. (And supporting small business!) So we'll keep this short. Like, Tom Cruise short. Ladies and gentlemen, Black Friday Weekend is as follows: Free Shipping on every order! Get 20% on orders of $99 or more with code Freakday20 Get 30% on orders of $199 or more with code Freakday30 Get 40% on orders of $299 or more with code Freakday40 HAVE FUN OUT THERE, SWEETBUTTS!


Black Friday STARTS NOW!

It’s here. I don’t even have to tell you what. Everyone waits. Everyone knows. Let’s get to it: STARTING NOW: For every 2 Freakers you buy, we’re throwing in an extra mystery Freaker. Buy two get one. Buy ten get five. Buy a twelve million get six million. For free. It’s madness. It’s chaos. It’s Black Friday. Let’s party. (Fun-town details: We’ll be packing in your extra Freakers manually, so don’t be rattled when your order confirmation doesn’t mention them. You don’t get to choose y...


Small Business Saturday Saturation!

Tomorrow morning, the local heros over at Gravity Records are having a bash to in celebration of not beating-anybody-up whilst standing in line for 12 hours... Small Business Saturday is here to save the daze!  And we here over at the Freakerteam have been overwhelmed by the amount of support and love that we've gotten in the past couple of days, so we're going to bring the boxtruck out tomorrow and throw Gravity & friends a grilled cheese party! And of course, you are all invi...


Black Freakday SpecialTEES!

 In celebration of the Beat-Everyone-Up-At-Walmart national holiday of Black Friday, we have created some super special deals just for you (under the condition that you will not beat up anybody at Walmart... today.) For every 15 & 30 pack, we're including a free Freaker shirt!** What's the difference between a Freaker shirt and a non-Freaker shirt? Well! We are so glad you asked! When you wear a Freaker shirt (as opposed to a non-Freaker shirt), light sabers magically appear in ...