Mary's Dilemma; PJ's Delight

Are you feeling an onset of the holiday blues? Do you have rattling dreams of a giftless existence? Many of us are feeling the pangs of Mary's dilemma and autumn's embracing wings are flapping a little slower this season. Don't fret, America, let us explain how Freakers will solve all of your earthly problems.  Side Effects may include an increased feeling of awesome and a general state of faaaaantastic.