Knees, Bras & Ska!

The Freakerteam is on the long and winding road, (edit: the long and sometimes slightly curved road) from Colorado to Chicago via Nebraska. Here is the statistical breakdown, thus far:  4,689 cows  935 fields  6 repeats of that one Drake song.  3 official Freakers  2 dinosaurs  1 truck appearing to drive backwards & therefore causing mass hysteria for 1/10th of a second.  Things that count under the number "infinity" in Nebraska:  -Expa...


TravelingTrance!

The Freakerteam has been a bit delirious for the past couple of days, but none of us have decided whether or not this is something to be upset about. Instead, we've chosen to not dwell on our collective daze of wonder, but instead float around in a purposeful oblivion & blame it on the Colorado(ian?) elevation. And the road goes on and on and alas, Wyoming exists, but so does Giant Jenga. The divine balance.    Wolverine + Buster = Epic Invasion. We're flying a little too clos...


Boulder Bash!

FireFreakFabulosities! The Freakerteam has successfully trucked it's way into Boulder, Colorado! After wallowing in the little tastes of excellence that happen to be impossible to miss, we have stumbled upon an event that is in need of a good freaking.  If you are in/around/near or wanderlusting... come to Boulder tonight for a Studio 54 party that will surely be the freakiest of all freakyfridays (here that, Lohan? Bring it!)  Details, you say? Text Lauren 910-547-6637 and let...


FreakFairyTale BoxtruckBuddies!

So once upon a time in a far away land named Denver, Zach and Lauren stumbled across a dozing dozer with bright socks on. We both stood in wonder and wondered where in the world would one have to wander to find such wonderfully colorful socks?! Yearning for knowledge, we made a game plan.   We kidnapped him. When the now-not-dozing-dozer came to, he was being hoisted into the boxtruck by a fiery short-thing that sometimes is called "Lauren" by others in her general speci...