Digital Democracy!!

It's that time of year again! Tensions are high, stakes are higher, your second-cousin that designed the "leaf" Freaker is probably the highest.  The deadline in which you can submit a design to Threadless has come, and now all of your creations are in the digital community's hands to vote upon! Just like all democracies, the authority in case (Threadless!) is offering pay-offs and presents to the voters! If you "score" 50 designs, you will be entered to win all 6 of the existing Th...


Time is Running Out!

Holy cow, Freakers! There are only FOUR days left in our Threadless Design Challenge!                                                                                                                 YIKES!!!! Wi...


Design Divas

 Four days into the Threadless + Freaker Design Challenge, there are currently 78 submissions for what will become a new gaggle of FreakFriends! Let's take a look at some of the contestants: CAROUSEL by kevinkanemochi GUARDING YOUR DRINK by artrocity FOOTLONG by campkatie SPOOKER by abused mule Oh my oh my oh my goodness! We are overwhelmed with all of your radiating brilliance! Remember to vote on which ones you'd like to see go into pr...


Will You Rise to the Challenge?

You may have heard the buzz. You may have seen the video: The question now is, will you rise to the occasion? But lets back-track first, for those of you who are out of the loop! We have teamed up with our super cool friends up at Threadless! Together, harnessing their shirt design powers and our Freak-a-lishious skillz, these were born: And so ensued a super sexy photo shoot. Results here: Then Oliver was like "Do you guys think that Freakers will work o...


Cuppow!

 Ladies and Gents, let us introduce you to our newest Favorite-Thing-In-The-World.  Do you caffeinate yourself via mason jars? Is your name SpillyVanilly? Do these two features haunt you at night with coffee stains and burnt fingertips? Boy! Do we have a shocker for you!  CUPPOW is here to save the day! Special sippy-lids for your canning jars, Cuppows are 100% made in America! Created in an enchanted warehouse in Somerville, MA, they will make sure that you are ...


Design a Freaker Contest Winner!

A couple months ago we held a Design-A-Freaker contest in which the winner's designs would go to production.   It took us a hot minute to figure out which designs were Freakerly feasible, but we found our winner and his name is Denton Holt, designer of the newest member of our Freaker Family: Liberty Freak. Denton is not only a Freaker Winner but also a Fierce Champion of Life. We scored a lucky moment to talk him about his extraordinary special quirks. Laides and Gentlemen, I prese...


The Freaker Guide to Making Your Boxtruck Feel Like a LADY!

Last Tuesday, our Freak Master Z left on a jet-plane to make all of his grilled-cheesey dreams come true. He did it. He found the mobile-magic-boxtruck that is now officially in Freakerhands. For the past week, Zach & Freakteam of busy bees have been scrubbing, painting, shredding, welding, lifting, and fondling the boxtruck lounge that is destined to freak America! Ladies and gents, it is our honor to introduce you to our Freakmobile. And now....The Freaker Guide to making y...


Oops, we did it again (for the 1st time)

We've been real excited about the Design-a-Freaker contest and got a little maudlin when we didn't get any submissions for the first week (except for the mail-in scratch-and-sniff dinosaurs ... you know who you are, and no, we will not tell your boss). But then we found out the good/bad news!


Contest: Design-a-Freaker

Are you an aspiring doodler? In need of bragging rights so you can finally talk to that cute girl at the gym? Are you a closeted freak seeking an outlet for liberation? Do you have an imaginary friend you'd like to see cuddling the liquids of America? Do you simply have nothing else to do today? Are you haunted by the blinding beauty of your grandfather's old sweater? Are you one of those people who chronically enter odd contests? ...