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Our New Favorite Socks 2018

Peep our newest sock styles!
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Pride or Die!!

They always say that March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb... but what does that mean? How do lions generally "come in"??? Our first guesses had to do with "lion pride" and "coming out" conspiracies, but no no - too complicated. Don't worry, we found the answer: 100% of lion prides are diehard Fast & Furious fans. They "come in" a quarter mile at a time, with pink slips and spoilers. Typical lion pride. Ride or Die, y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the family.. Pride or Die Freakers & Freaker Feet!!
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Election Year Blues

The plot is thickening. The stakes are rising. The kitchen is on fire. Hide your children. The chaos is escalating. Quickly. LIZARD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE! We hope you're enjoying that special branch of horrifying fun reserved for an Election Year. We've made you some special treats to commemorate your journey and (hopefully) making it out alive. May the odds be ever in your favor.  Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest members of our Freaker Feet family... Donald Trunk and the Donkey Show! 
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Superbowl Showdown!

Whether you're fist-pumping for Peyton or Cam, we've got your feet-pumping covered. Stock up & get down, y'all!
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Sugar Britches!

Warning All: Valentines Day is fast approaching. Remember to take the necessary measures and/or precautions, depending on who you are as a person. If you're the type to spontaneously combust with triggers like "poopsy doodles snookums lover bunny," find a tornado shelter STAT. If you are the "snuggle sausage moo moo bear," find your human pet an appropriate gift or you will also end up in the tornado shelter. Are you neither? Are you both? Sugar Britches are still the sweetest treat in the feet fleet! Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Feet Family... Sugar Britches!
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Love Stinks (Unless You're This Guy)

We'd like to take a moment of silence and throw our hats off in honor of the guy who wore Love Stinks Freaker Feet to his own wedding. Big hearts. Pooping little hearts. Back and forth. Forever. (via AdamClark!)
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Introducing... Sock Lobster!

Imagine a world where all mobsters turned into lobsters. Happy lobsters. Happy lobsters wearing tuxedo jackets. With electric guitars and safety floatation devices. And they all live on your feet. Happily ever after. Imagine all the lobsters, living life in peace. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Feet Family... Sock Lobster! (Looking for the perfect gift of confusion, radness, and romance? Pair Sock Lobster perfectly with Butterface!)
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FreakerFeet for the FreakerSoul

You may or may not have heard us shout about our custom Freaker program in the past, BUTDIDJUKNOW that we have a custom Freaker Feet program as well?! These sweet treats pictured above were all special ordered by the jokers at Woot.com ! Want your own run of custom Freaker Feet? Call custom@freakerusa.com for a good time.
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Freshness Guaranteed!

It's here. It's all here. Freaker Feet socks are here! A completely new Freaker website is here! NFL Players Freakers are here (in Freakers AND Feet!) Christmas designs are up! Black Friday sales? Almost here! Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines. The season of stocking stuffers...it is is here. And you're going to dominate. 
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Vinyl Tap!

  Our first custom Freaker Feet from the Kickstarter campaign have come in and it would be physically/emotionally/spiritually impossible to be more excited about how they turned out.  Vinyl Tap Freaker Feet - get yours exclusively at our hometown hero record store, Gravity Records! 
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Ship N' Slide!

Chicky chicky boom boom! The awesome news: about 80% of the Kickstarter packages have flown out of our warehouse and freaking feet across across the world! The so-so news: 80% is not 100%. We had some popular styles, they went fast. The mill is rushing to make more! We had some licensing issues, but they’re now solved. It’s all coming in but it’s taking longer than planned. By the first week of August, we’re expecting 95% of the orders to be out! There were a couple of collegiate designs that have experienced additional set-backs. Included are Arizona State, Tennessee and Auburn. These can take up to 2 months to get in from production. If you ordered one of these college designs and are not in the mood to wait any longer, we’re offering a “Zach’s Choice” option for faster shipment of your package, and it should be delivered by the first week of August! If you decide to let us pick a style for your missing collegiate one, you will be rewarded with an extra pair of Freaker Feet and a matching Freaker! If you’d like to go for this option, shoot us an email letting us know that you want your package to ship with Zach’s Choice instead of the “problem child” design that we’re waiting for! support@freakerusa.com If you have any questions - don’t be shy! We’re scattered about for trade shows right now (high-fives from Atlanta!!!!), so we may take a couple days longer to get back to you - but we are 100% listening to all of your hopes and dreams and are here to make sure that you’re smiling. Bring it on, bumblebees.
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ShipStorm Delays!

  Helloooooooooo friends!! If you haven’t received your Kickstarter reward package yet - don’t worry! Your probably not on your postman’s hit-list (yet) and you’re probably not the victim of mailbox embezzlement. Your package probably isn’t having an affair with another Kickstarter Backer. Your package probably hasn’t chickened out and left you at the shipping altar. Instead, it’s waiting waiting anxiously to be shipped home. Really. It won’t shut up about it. It loves you. It wants to freak you. So badly. But we can’t ship it until we have all of your chosen designs in from production - a process which has been just a tidbit behind schedule. We were able to start chipping away at the 5,000 Kickstarter packages in late May and we’re continuing to send ones we have the stock for! Around 30% of packages have already been shipped and we’re working diligently to get the rest of these babies out of our door and into your arms and onto your feet. When your package ships, you will get an email with tracking information! Thank you a billion for your patience and we can’t wait for everyone to be fully freaked! Love you, hug you,
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