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Aw shucks!

Co-founder and Director Of Some Things, Lauren, shares the Freaker philosophy of...

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Teamwork!

Big waves from Freakerville! Hi, friends!! 

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Capital C Release!

You may remember when a couple of German lads...

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Cramworks!

Meet the maker!!! When he's not racing motorcycles in...

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Christmas Shipping!

News Brief: Whoa, Nelly! Christmas is next week! If your ducks are veering...

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Public Service Announcement

Party every party like it's a holiday party. This has been a public...

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Radiation Filters!

Dearest Captain Freakadoids, Our co-founder and video...

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Wedding Whizzlers!

THEY GOT HITCHED!! (Yes. To each other.) Read More

Next Glass Interview!

Our friends at Next Glass, another...

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Business Class!

Freaker USA is nominated for the 2013 "Coastal Entrepreneur...

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The Township of Freakerville

Things have been a little hectic...

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Old Habits Die Hard. Like Bruce Willis.

The ringleader and the blacksmith are weirdy beardy....

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Behind the behive scenes!

Santa is not your dad. Santa is an octopus....

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Frenzy Friends!

This is Lauren Krakauskas. She sat in an empty bathtub until...

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Call Me. You know. If you feel like it.

Everybody has subconscious habits. Whether it be biting your nails, accidentally collecting...

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The Other-Mother's Day

Look at that scowl. That nurturing, tender scowl. It's...

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Fort-Folk!

You learn something new every day. Yesterday, we learned "ALWAYS BE A BALLER." Following this...

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Welcome Home

New York City, you're really lovely and all, but I think we should break up....

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New Hobbies: Blackmail

We've picked up a new hobby to spend the time productively. You guys should really...

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Windbreakers of Victory!

 Who are your friends? We are your friends! You probably have other friends too, but...

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Adventures in the Unknown

Once upon a time, Benson, North Carolina existed. With a population of 3,000 lovely citizens,...

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Our Failed Attempt to Cultivate Street-Cred in Hotlanta.

So once upon a time (yesterday.) three of the freak warriors ventured into the fiery...

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Because... For Freedom!

The office is currently embroiled in a bitter debate about the renaming of what is...

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Steamy Journeys Down Under

Last week, ze Team de Freak decided that North Carolina's scorching fire-air just wasn't hot...

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New Artifacts from HOC!

Well, well, well. The fine folks at the House of Creatives have decided to...

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Memorial Memories

 Since we've had to switch over from a regular facebook to a "business"facebook, we can't...

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Dispatch from Bean Town

Last Friday, two of the Freaker women got in a car. But wait! The story...

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RIP, Intern Matthew.

This week, a tragedy occurred at Freaker World Headquarters, USA.  We lost our intern, Matthew. Through the...

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Lauren Also Suffers From Dissociative Identity Disorder. Shocking.

 Today we come to you with breaking news that is probably to be expected. Let's...

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Oliver's Obvious Alter-Egos.

Everybody has at least one alter-ego. Whether or not they choose to showcase it is...

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Kickstarter Conception Celebrations!

This report is a little late, but it's taken us a couple extra days to...

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April Feulz

It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant...

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Lofty Birthday Wishes

A couple weeks ago, our very own Oliver had a birthday extravaganza. We realized...

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Further Dispatch from FancyLand; Red Carpet Jungle Gyms

In an alternative universe of shiny bling and silk tophats, the Freakerteam is tumbling around...

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Get Down With Your Fancy Self - This Sunday!!!

If your name is [insert-your-name-here], you have probably been experiencing FancyPants-Withdrawals since your last Christmas...

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Sexy Sax Payback

Alternative Title: WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO, YOU BIG DREAM-CRUSHING JERKS. Read More

Valentines Special-T(SA)

Today we found a statement that we full heartedly can stand behind! Are you ready?...

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Mega-Meta-Mania

We're freaking out over here. ...

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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!

We've been playing a sick joke.  In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like...

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Tradeshow VIP

I know what you're thinking. You're using all of your mental faculties to picture what...

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We're gonna name yo' baby!

Zach's sister (HI MANDI!) is about to pop out a baby. We here at The...

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Teusdousand & Twelve

It's the first Tuesday of the year! CELEBRATIONS ABOUND! In the only...

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A freaky look at a freaky year

It's the second day of the last year of all the years according to that...

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Graduation to Professionalism

Back in November, we gave a little chitchat at UNCW for the Wells Fargo Entrepreneurial Speaker...

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NBC To be Subtly Freaked!

This morning we got a magnificent email! Here's a little snippet: "On...

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Merry Freakin Christmas: A Bedtime Story

This is a Christmas story. It's about the search for knit truth in a dark...

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Smistmas Smarties!

We heard somewhere that real offices take all of their employees out and feed them...

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Dopplefreaker

A fun freak friend Ben made a startling discovery yesterday afternoon that we could not...

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Wurk Revisited!

The other day a very special lady was helping us hand-screenprint all of...

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Out-Of-Towner Initiation Rituals.

Lauren has an old friend in town. Unfortunately for him, he's been bringing us homemade...

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