Co-founder and Director Of Some Things, Lauren, shares the Freaker philosophy of...Read More
Big waves from Freakerville! Hi, friends!!Read More
Capital C Release!
You may remember when a couple of German lads...Read More
Meet the maker!!! When he's not racing motorcycles in...Read More
News Brief: Whoa, Nelly! Christmas is next week! If your ducks are veering...Read More
Public Service Announcement
Party every party like it's a holiday party. This has been a public...Read More
Dearest Captain Freakadoids, Our co-founder and video...Read More
THEY GOT HITCHED!! (Yes. To each other.)
Next Glass Interview!
Our friends at Next Glass, another...Read More
Freaker USA is nominated for the 2013 "Coastal Entrepreneur...Read More
The Township of Freakerville
Things have been a little hectic...Read More
Old Habits Die Hard. Like Bruce Willis.
The ringleader and the blacksmith are weirdy beardy....Read More
Behind the behive scenes!
Santa is not your dad. Santa is an octopus....Read More
This is Lauren Krakauskas. She sat in an empty bathtub until...Read More
Call Me. You know. If you feel like it.
Everybody has subconscious habits. Whether it be biting your nails, accidentally collecting...Read More
The Other-Mother's Day
Look at that scowl. That nurturing, tender scowl. It's...Read More
You learn something new every day. Yesterday, we learned "ALWAYS BE A BALLER." Following this...Read More
New York City, you're really lovely and all, but I think we should break up....Read More
New Hobbies: Blackmail
We've picked up a new hobby to spend the time productively. You guys should really...Read More
Windbreakers of Victory!
Who are your friends? We are your friends! You probably have other friends too, but...Read More
Adventures in the Unknown
Once upon a time, Benson, North Carolina existed. With a population of 3,000 lovely citizens,...Read More
Our Failed Attempt to Cultivate Street-Cred in Hotlanta.
So once upon a time (yesterday.) three of the freak warriors ventured into the fiery...Read More
Because... For Freedom!
The office is currently embroiled in a bitter debate about the renaming of what is...Read More
Steamy Journeys Down Under
Last week, ze Team de Freak decided that North Carolina's scorching fire-air just wasn't hot...Read More
New Artifacts from HOC!
Well, well, well. The fine folks at the House of Creatives have decided to...Read More
Since we've had to switch over from a regular facebook to a "business"facebook, we can't...Read More
Dispatch from Bean Town
Last Friday, two of the Freaker women got in a car. But wait! The story...Read More
RIP, Intern Matthew.
This week, a tragedy occurred at Freaker World Headquarters, USA. We lost our intern, Matthew. Through the...Read More
Lauren Also Suffers From Dissociative Identity Disorder. Shocking.
Today we come to you with breaking news that is probably to be expected. Let's...Read More
Oliver's Obvious Alter-Egos.
Everybody has at least one alter-ego. Whether or not they choose to showcase it is...Read More
Kickstarter Conception Celebrations!
This report is a little late, but it's taken us a couple extra days to...Read More
It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant...Read More
Lofty Birthday Wishes
A couple weeks ago, our very own Oliver had a birthday extravaganza. We realized...Read More
Further Dispatch from FancyLand; Red Carpet Jungle Gyms
In an alternative universe of shiny bling and silk tophats, the Freakerteam is tumbling around...Read More
Get Down With Your Fancy Self - This Sunday!!!
If your name is [insert-your-name-here], you have probably been experiencing FancyPants-Withdrawals since your last Christmas...Read More
Sexy Sax Payback
Alternative Title: WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO, YOU BIG DREAM-CRUSHING JERKS.
Today we found a statement that we full heartedly can stand behind! Are you ready?...Read More
We're freaking out over here. ...Read More
Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!
We've been playing a sick joke. In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like...Read More
I know what you're thinking. You're using all of your mental faculties to picture what...Read More
We're gonna name yo' baby!
Zach's sister (HI MANDI!) is about to pop out a baby. We here at The...Read More
Teusdousand & Twelve
It's the first Tuesday of the year! CELEBRATIONS ABOUND! In the only...Read More
A freaky look at a freaky year
It's the second day of the last year of all the years according to that...Read More
Graduation to Professionalism
Back in November, we gave a little chitchat at UNCW for the Wells Fargo Entrepreneurial Speaker...Read More
NBC To be Subtly Freaked!
This morning we got a magnificent email! Here's a little snippet: "On...Read More
Merry Freakin Christmas: A Bedtime Story
This is a Christmas story. It's about the search for knit truth in a dark...Read More
We heard somewhere that real offices take all of their employees out and feed them...Read More
A fun freak friend Ben made a startling discovery yesterday afternoon that we could not...Read More
The other day a very special lady was helping us hand-screenprint all of...Read More
Out-Of-Towner Initiation Rituals.
Lauren has an old friend in town. Unfortunately for him, he's been bringing us homemade...Read More