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AllAmericanAutumn
Yesterday, the travelling Freaker brigade played dress-up in the backwoods of PencilLasagna Pennsylvania! We disguised ourselves as normal, civilized, American youth! Happy almost-Halloween, freaks!
Family candid shot of Chase, Mary & PJ. Yes, they always wear their faces like this.&...
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Brookville Gets Superfreaked!
The other day, the literal Home of the Freak got Freaked. And it was fantastic. There were sweet jamz provided by Justin Parson & Kent Michelitsch, kiddie playfests, and unlimited sandwich glory-grillins.
All photos taken by the mystical man Bill Stein, except for those taken by Davi...
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HilariousHighlights of Mishap & Good Fortune
A few memorable moments from the past couple of days via Chicago!
Threadless decided it would be a good idea to use some of us for t-shirt product shots. We can only hope that they were not expecting them to turn out even mildly sane.
I know you can't read this, but th...
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ChicaGoGos
The past two days have been busy busy like the bees (BEADS?) in Chicago.
Thursday, we had a special Freaker lunch for America's Finest News Source - The Onion. It was quite the joy and also the first time an angry passer-by asked if we had all of the correct city permits to throw a free-grill...
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There's nothing worse than roadside surgery, you know?
When Oliver gets in work mode, the lighting automatically adjusts itself to look like a Jim Jarmusch film. It's real weird, but we don't ask questions.
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Corporate Etiquette.
A couple days ago, as we mourned the death of aroused beetles due to the relatively low density level of the world's Freaker population, we mentioned our Freaker USA business meetings.
This one is for all the h8erz out there who didn't believe that we had ultra-serious-business-meetings...
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Mockery Solutions
So last night 5 men got together to sing congratulatory songs to Lauren. She did not particularly express thanks nor joy at the man-party, but we all know that secretly she enjoyed it. Instead, she took away all their Freakers and agreed to eat some of their cake.
And then she went to ...
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Re-uniFreakcation!
We got Oliver back!
And somebody somewhere was looking down on us, because security wasn't even called when we violently tackled him at the airport! Halfway through rolling-around-on-the-Arrival's-concrete, we realized what this onslaught of brutally expressed love must have looked like to the ...
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Washington, Revisited
A couple weeks ago we lost all senses (in the fun way!) in Republic, Washington. Just recently, the dear Kate released photos taken by a wonderful man named Laosy John. Here is the photographic evidence of our weekend in the frontier lands:
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Office Antics!
Three of us here on The Freakerteam have been galavanting across the country freaking everything in sight.
Meanwhile, back at the office, the rest of the freaks have been tweeting the most absurdly amazing storm to rival the rambles of even Martha Stewart.
Highlights Include:...
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How to Build a Freaker USA Grill(ed cheeze!)
Let's play a game! Everytime we make a Will Smith reference, you get to read those words just as he would sing them! FAMILY FUN TIME! Ok, ready?
Well this is a story all about how our cheese got freaked & grilled all around. As the Freakerteam ventures into the Wild Wild West (we're going st...
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HollywoodFever
This morning at 6 am we found Oliver had gotten a little gem the night before. He got his Hollywood tattoo in Hollywood at a place called Hollywood Tattoo.
And he just out meta-ed all of us.
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