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Spoils of Donut Victory!!

  The day is today, the time is now.  Pete has officially decided what he enjoys to yell at the most. The DONUT-Do-That Giveaway contest draws to a close, and we must knight the victors with care packages.  We wanted to mail all of the winners a box of pastries, but we didn't want the post office to mistake our powdered sugar for anthrax.  We know for a fact that Freakers don't qualify us for any kind of security watchlist, so we'll stick to that. For now.  The winners were not chosen by Pete, but by the good citizens of Facebook! Any photo that had fifty or more likes is getting a care package of two mystery Freakers and the grand prize winner will get eight previously unreleased Freakers - five of which are being unveiled this afternoon!
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DONUT Updates!

DONUT-Do-That giveaway contest UPDATE!!! Today is the last day to vote with your likes on Facebook for our latest giveaway sweepstakes!! We could ramble on for years about how hysterical this has been, but we'll keep it short. And now for the obligatory NEW PRIZES post!: Any photo with 50 or more likes will get a mystery care package with 2 Freakers! Any photo with 100 or more likes will get a mystery care package with 5 Freakers!!! The grand prize winner (photo with most likes) will get all 8 new Freakers before they're released and 2 mystery Freakers - 10 in all! GO GET YOUR CLICK ON, BABY.
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DONUT-Giveaway-The-New-Line Contest!

We have important news, so we'll put it in bullet points, to signify its importance: - Our team mascot, Mister Pete, has been afflicted with a hotspot on his butt. - Like any loving family would do, we made him into a donut. - There is a secret mini-line of 8 new Freakers - You can have them, for free, by helping us laugh at Pete, who is now a donut! That's right, folks! We're hosting another Facebook giveaway contest!! Pete's donut has given him a new sense of confidence, and his bossiness is getting out of control. Submit a photo (tweet it at us, instagram us, post it to our Facebook wall, email it, whatever!) of what you think Pete is yelling at. We'll use computer-magic to make it into a DONUT meme and put it in our special Facebook album. Whoever photo gets the most "likes" wins all 8 new secret Freakers!!! DONUT disturb, DONUT enter, DONUT start forest fires, and please, whatever you do… DONUT do that. Winner(s?) announced in 2 weeks! Go team-meme!
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So Many Weiners!

Every Tuesday, we announce (via our newsletter) the winners of last week's Freaker Friday giveaway contests.  Today, however, we have a whole slew of winners both from Freaker Friday and our Who's Your Dirty Carl contest. So without further ado, here is a grand treasury of champions! If you're on the list, send us your shipping address & we'll send you goodies!!
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Dirty Carl Game Changer

Today is the last day to vote for your favorite Dirty Carl dopplegangers in our Who's Your Dirty Carl facebook contest!!! Go to the Facebook album and "like" your most beloved contestants!! Originally, the photo with the most likes wins the entire new line! But because we're (usually always) feeling a little frisky, we decided to add in some new prizes to the jackpot. Here's whatcha got: 1st place winner: The entire new line! (18 Freakers!) 2nd place: 12 Freakers! Any photo with over 100 likes: 5 Freakers! Any photo with over 50 likes: 2 Freakers! Like it all! Clickity click! Godspeed, clickers!
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Dirty Dopples

On Tuesday, we gave you a sneakpeak of our newest member of the Freaker Family: Dirty Carl. Now let me clarify, Dirty Carl happens to be a real person that we have the honor and the pleasure of knowing personally. Let this stand as a fair warning to everybody that we happen to have the pleasure of knowing personally: there is a very real chance that one day we will exploit you on the internet. In a doppleganger contest. For prizes. But mostly for the funsies. Without further ado, here are some of our favorite submissions so far for the Who's Your Dirty Carl contest!
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Notorious F.R.E

  On Tuesday, we decided to give away an exclusive design created by our art director. Let me clarify: when we say the word "exclusive," it is not in a pretentious manner. It is only exclusive because he made the design as a test for our new monster printer (no, really, it's 6 feet wide.) and in a fit of violent apathy he never actually saved his work. It was printed once and then lost forever.  Instead of hosting a poetry reading about lost beauty, we decided to give it away on Instagram to whoever could interpret what the hell "Getting Juicy With It" meant. In photo form. On the internet. With Freakers.  Now we have the impossibly stupid job of selecting a winner. There was technically only suppose to be one winner, because there is only one Biggie poster, but you are all so wonderfully odd that I feel the need to reward your peculiarities with rabid materialism. And the winners areeeeee:
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GIVEAWAY ALERT! (Puppy not included)

Everybody loves free stuff & puppies. Remember this poster that our art director created to test our new printer (GIRLFRAND)? Well, it turns out that he never saved the file for this design job. Moral of the story: Due to an adorable neurosis, there is only one of these little (big. it's 24" x 36") babies in existence. Moral of the story #2: It's Tuesday, so let's give it away! Upload a picture of you and your freaker "Getting Juicy With It" to instagram and tag #freakdreams to enter for your chance to win this one-of-a-kind poster & a goody bag of 6 assorted Freakers! ***Okay also, by entering this contest you agree not to sue us like a jerk if we use your image in a blog post about how awesome everything is.***
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Freaker+caseable Weekend Giveaway!

Freaker USA & caseable are giving away 3 care packages! All you gotta do issssssss..... Log into your Facebook, find this photo on our page, share it & Like the companies, and we'll be announcing the lucky ducks on Monday! Treat yourself, Freak yourself! For those of you who are unfamiliar....caseable makes custom cases for your electronics! Have you ever wanted your mom's face covering your laptop? Keanu Reeve's mugshot on your iPhone? Anything you want, it's yours. Products that matter, hand-crafted in Brooklyn!
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Chronicle Books & Freaker Giveaways!

Mark Twain once said that a classic is a "book that people praise but don't read."
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