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Remember ze Mamas!

Mama - did you let your babies grow up to be cowboys?...

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Let Your Bottle Do The Flashing

Beads? BEES?! Mardi Gras is next week. Is...

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Ship Happens!

In the holiday spirit of quickies, here's this: Thursday, Decemeber 17th: The...

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New Freaker: The Friend Zone

We've all been there. At least once. The bigger a fan you...

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Holiday Spirits!

Hanukkah is already here and Christmas is coming up quick. How does...

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Love Glove!!

Did you know that Valentines Day is only...

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New Ears!

2014 has been an explosive year of smiles, hugs, and freakings. We have...

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Joy to the Whirl!

True life mushy moment: From the bottom of our pitter pattering hearts, we...

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Internet Holiday!

We don't have to tell you that the internet...

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Christmas Shipping!

News Brief: Whoa, Nelly! Christmas is next week! If your ducks are veering...

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Public Service Announcement

Party every party like it's a holiday party. This has been a public...

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Cyber Monday!!!

It's the Final Countdown (da da daaaaa da!) for our 40% off bargain! The...

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Sinko day Miyo

We're in Vegas (again.) for a tradeshow (again.),...

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Ship your pants!

Once upon a time (yesterday) we screamed from the mountains that the...

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Christmas is SERVED.

DID YOU KNOW that there are only two weeks left until...

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New Freaker Alert: TWINKLE TOES!

How is your Wednesday going? Bleak? Desolate? Full of despair...

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A/S/L CYBER MONDAY!!!

I'm going to tell you a fairy tale: Once...

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Black Friday STARTS NOW!

It’s here. I don’t even have to tell you what. Everyone waits....

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Black Friday Prepwork!

As you undoubtably realize by now, “Buy-All-The-Stuff Friday”...

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New Freaker: FRUITCAKE!

Remember all those holidays where your great-aunts,...

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Cookie Monster Returns!

For most critters, winter is the season for hibernation. There is...

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AMURCA SALE!!!!

On a summer day in 1996, the world changed forever....

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Yo Mama's Day!

In less than three weeks, we will all be...

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The Bunny Is Back!

It's that time (one of many, evidently)...

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LoveGlove Countdown!

We woke up this morning with a startling realization. ...

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Apocalystmas!

GUYS! If you're reading this, it means that you have joined...

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Year of Cheer!

We're in the smile business and feeling a little...

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Rice Life

We have another new Freaker video to...

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One Holiday To Freak Them All!

In celebration of Cyber Monday, we want to Cyber...

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The Return of Black Freakday!

Black Freakday: For every 6 Freakers you buy, you'll get all...

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Saucy Teaser Video!

The holidaze are quickly approaching and the countdown to...

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Behind the behive scenes!

Santa is not your dad. Santa is an octopus....

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Dopplegang(bang)er Celebrations!

America's favorite Trickster's...

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Damn thing gone blind.

Tricksters! Retreaters! Take heed! Come hither! SpookMasterFlex is here!!...

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Because... For Freedom!

The office is currently embroiled in a bitter debate about the renaming of what is...

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Freak for Freedom!

Americanflags + Fireskies + Beauties - Beasts x Hotdogs / Gigglefests + ThatOTHERWillSmithMovieAboutAliens = 4th...

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Memorial Memories

 Since we've had to switch over from a regular facebook to a "business"facebook, we can't...

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Freak-Your-Mom Special! Buy At Least 2 Get 1 Free!!

 Let's be honest, everything good that you have, you probably Got It From Yo Mama. ...

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Record Store Celebrations!!

This past weekend was national Record Store Day! For music lovers and small-business enthusiasts,...

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April Feulz

It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant...

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