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OK, Cupid. Alright.

Nailed it. Ladies and Gentlemen... but emphasis ladies,  This is our art director, Justin. He is evidently very rugged.  This has been a public service announcement. 
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Growing Up

Justin's birthday was last night.  Lauren turned into a pumpkin & the birthday boy paralyzed half of his face. In celebration.
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Reign of Multi-legged Terror

It was if "cries of disgust & screams of panic" were Justin's evolutionary mating call. He was at the scene of the roach-crime almost immediately like a knight in shining anti-roach armor.
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Dark Ages

Our internet wasn't working until 12:39 today. Life without it was very very confusing.
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Zoo Animals

This morning we woke up to the published article on Zach in The Music Initiative! While giving the interview, it never registered that "The Music Initiative" may be a music magazine, and our dear Zach was a little confused as to why his interlocutor was so focused on bands. That should expla...
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Re-purposing Urban Outfitter's Chinese Made Knockoffs! For nature!

Some of you may remember the "incident" with Urban Outfitters. Some of those some of you may remember that we ordered one of their "wine coozies' for the funsies. Some of the some of those some of you may remember that it was such a blasphemous version of our Freaker babies that we d...
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Eloquence and Explanations!

"I can talk visually. I just can't talk... with.. you know... words."  -Justin Mitchener speaks on behalf of designers worldwide.
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Interview Procedures

 Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the newest member of the Freakerteam!  - His name is Nolan.  - Nobody has asked him what his middle name is yet, but we're all going to assume that it is Ray. Just like Justin Mitchener.  - He (pr...
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Cucalorus Screenprinting Saturday Sauce!

This Saturday, The Freakerteam and Friends got up early, sat in a circle and held hands singing Kumbaya while hand-screenprinting the posters for this week's festivities at Cucalorus!  Justin Mitchener wore his blow-out pants and designed the space-themed poster palloozza and Alisha ...
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Justin Mitchener: Man of Purchasing Bravery

We want to set something straight. Something of the upmost importance, relevance and immediacy to our peace of mind. I know alot of you out there are wondering, and that's where we come in. To ease your fears. To calm your nerves. To answer your questions of eternal disturbance.  This one is...
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