LA Freakers! (A fairy tale)

Today, as we ate cheese sandwiches in a rest-stop in Iowa, a sudden realization hit us square on the face. (It only hurt a little bit, so all of you out there who are frantically worrying for our health, please feel comforted.) The realization was about how much we love rooftops and saucy ladies. Suddenly, these L.A. angels floated down from the heavens directly on to our Iowa picnic table telling tales of scenic rooftops.  And then we all lived happily ever after. In Utah.  ...