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Fort-Folk!

  You learn something new every day. Yesterday, we learned "ALWAYS BE A BALLER." Following this new philosophy, we immediately ordered so many boxes that the box company sent us a free camoflauge children's tent. Lauren doesn't do well in "the outdoors," but she pretends to be a survivalist, so we gave her the fort as a new office space in the backroom. 
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Windbreakers of Victory!

Who are your friends? We are your friends!
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New Employees!!

Lauren does not have narcolepsy. She does, however, fall asleep mid-sentence at the office sometimes. This is usually after a night of being a responsible-adult (hear that, kids?)
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The Freaker Guide To Not Trusting Beauty Magazines

  It has been uncovered, via our graphics master Justin, that photoshop exists. And it exists hard.
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Lauren Also Suffers From Dissociative Identity Disorder. Shocking.

She watches the movie Happy Killmore once a month with her favorite freaker, Goosebumps. She will probably cut you.
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Kickstarter Conception Celebrations!

This report is a little late, but it's taken us a couple extra days to mentally process what went down last Saturday. April 7th, 2012 was the one year anniversary of launching our Kickstarter campaign that propelled us into space.  For those of you who have only recently been inducted int...
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April Feulz

It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant yesterday.  You sure did fool us! But meanwhile, we were fooling ourselves with a very special "fool the senses" dinner party! Don't understand completely? Here - maybe the official invitation will clear up ...
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Lofty Birthday Wishes

A couple weeks ago, our very own Oliver had a birthday extravaganza. We realized just how strangely the evening had devolved when we came-to in a laundromat at 1:30 am dancing in costumes that included but were not limited to: a unicorn, Sexy Sax Man, and the cast of a Lifetime movie about Britis...
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We'll Be Right Back!

Lauren is asleep…
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Lauren is asleep

  We assume she'll be up soon…
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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!

We've been playing a sick joke.  In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like Lauren.     (This isn't hard to do. All you need is black lace, caffeine, & a mischievous smirk. Oh, and an anti-hairbrush.) We've been convincing everyone at the tradeshow that th...
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