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Fort-Folk!

You learn something new every day. Yesterday, we learned "ALWAYS BE A BALLER." Following this...

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Windbreakers of Victory!

 Who are your friends? We are your friends! You probably have other friends too, but...

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New Employees!!

Lauren does not have narcolepsy. She does, however, fall asleep mid-sentence at the office sometimes....

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Our New Team Uniform

I wish you could put in mass-orders at a Goodwill....

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The Freaker Guide To Not Trusting Beauty Magazines

Listen up, ladies. I'm about to unveil top-secret information. Take this news to heart, as...

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Lauren Also Suffers From Dissociative Identity Disorder. Shocking.

 Today we come to you with breaking news that is probably to be expected. Let's...

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Kickstarter Conception Celebrations!

This report is a little late, but it's taken us a couple extra days to...

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April Feulz

It took us a whole 24 hours to realize that not everybody somehow "became" pregnant...

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Lofty Birthday Wishes

A couple weeks ago, our very own Oliver had a birthday extravaganza. We realized...

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We'll Be Right Back!

Lauren is asleep…

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Lauren is asleep

  We assume she'll be up soon…

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Silly kid, Trix are for Freaks!

We've been playing a sick joke.  In recent days, Leigh has been dressing up like...

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