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Mister Pete for President!

Donut pass go. Donut collect $200. 
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2 Mules for Sister Girlfriend

We like to consider the Freaker BoxTruck a masterpiece in itself. As of today, a new masterpiece has been added to the grand masterpiece, making the overall masterpiece a Super Masterpiece. Here we have Pete Eastwood and Sister Girlfriend paving the road of glory for boxtruck art-ings to come.  If you're ever in need of a weirdo custom pet portrait, email Vangogogirlfriend@gmail.com for a good time! GO TEAM!  
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#tbt

Throw Back Thursday is an incredibly good excuse to live in the past. To remember the past. To learn from the past. Today, we're re-visiting something that we've always known... That it is NEVER a bad idea to own matching windbreaker onesies with small wonky critters. And we have weekly hashtag trends to thank for that. 
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#BeyonceTheDog

Have we doted on Pete The Dog's children too much already? Evidently not, because the entire city of Wilmington picked up where we left off.  Pete's lady child, Beyonce has officially been named the Cutest Dog Of Wilmington in Encore Magazine. Encore goes a step beyond even our adoration, by giving Beyonce a full length interview and legitimizing her use of hashtagging herself as #BeyonceTheDog.  Since that fated day, Beyoncé, Pete, Nelson Danzig Mandela, and Girlfriend have been running the show. “Like a dog hotel,” Beyoncé clarifies. “Ridin’ dirty and causing trouble with my dog mates.” Read the full interview here and wallow in the glory!
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THIS DUDE!

Just look at that face. LOOK AT IT!  The rest of your day will automatically be phenomenal because of this face. You're welcome. 
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Freaker Philosopher's Guild

Our dog Pete recently wrote a best-selling self-help book that is taking the nation by storm. It's called HowTo: Not Give A Shit. Spoiler Alert: This video is the book. If you're saddened by this fact, take it up with Pete who will clearly care about your input. 
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Mr. Pete Appreciation Day

  Last week, we celebrated one of the most anticipated holidays of Freaker-ville! Mr. Pete appreciation day has, once again, come and past successfully!
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