Subway ScareTactics

The New York subway system has been fully freaked but also slightly traumatized. We decided to take Trish, our resident prosthetic arm, on an underground rollercoaster ride of love. The results were disturbing and mildly unacceptable (in the good way!) Greeting all the patrons. With vigor.   Telling stories to strangers of Ding-Dong-Ditch and tender childhood memories. This is a common problem that is plaguing America. Dear Eas...


BeetleMania

Tip central from the FreakpunMaster himself, Jeremy Neff: "Save the beetles!! Use a Freaker!! This calls for a beetlehumper tribute design . . . Beetlejuice beetle juice beetlejuice, lol. new Freaker purpose - keeping your beer safe from any horny beetles . . ." Has he lost his mind!? Are the aroused beetles threatening your brews?! What possibly could be the cause of such an uproar?! Science to the rescue! "Besotted beetles are dying while trying to get it on with discarded brown bee...


The Absurdities of Portland Bums

Last Saturday, we threw a grilled cheese extravaganza for the city of Portland. And while the party people partied it purple, we have to crown the true winners of the night to the Portland-Bound Vagabonds that we plagiarized for 5 hours via Twitter. We are still celebrating their fabulosity. Let's revisit the glory: