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Subway ScareTactics

The New York subway system has been fully freaked but also slightly traumatized. We decided to take Trish, our resident prosthetic arm, on an underground rollercoaster ride of love. The results were disturbing and mildly unacceptable (in the good way!) Greeting all the patrons....
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BeetleMania

Tip central from the FreakpunMaster himself, Jeremy Neff: "Save the beetles!! Use a Freaker!! This calls for a beetlehumper tribute design . . . Beetlejuice beetle juice beetlejuice, lol. new Freaker purpose - keeping your beer safe from any horny beetles . . ." Has he lost his mind!? Are ...
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The Absurdities of Portland Bums

Last Saturday, we threw a grilled cheese extravaganza for the city of Portland. And while the party people partied it purple, we have to crown the true winners of the night to the Portland-Bound Vagabonds that we plagiarized for 5 hours via Twitter. We are still celebrating their fabulosity. Let'...
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