Mailing Lists of FreakDoom

We would like to make a public announcement and also a "most-wanted" list. Somebody out there (maybe it's you?! is it?! is it you?!) has been submitting the email address oliver@freakerusa.com to internet depths such as the Kellogs.com mailing list. No, we are not mad. We are actually quite impressed. But not everyone is so smirky and we are here to warn you: someday you could get punched in the glasses. Some people really hate cereal.  Ok, enough with the somber stern face! Let's ...


A Grand Return & Bodily Experiments!

Oliver came back to Wilmington today!!  We knew when we smelled a Sneaky Hat (not to be confused with The Sneaky Hat) lurking around the corner.  He brought us goodies!! His MamaBear sowed us a life sized Freaker! Fun for hours! Oliver! We're so happy to have you back! How could we have ever survived without you?!    And while we were rejoicing at his return, Oliver dropped some pretty heavy news on us. As it turns out, he had never actually left. His adv...


Local Showcase #3: Justin Lacy & The Swimming Machine

There is such an itty bitty space of time between now and Christmas and we've been showcasing local artists to help solve any confusion about who is AWESOME (community artists!) and who's NOT-AS-AWESOME (Goods made in big countries that aren't the USA!) Some of the past Local Showcases have included Edge of Urge - where to get that sparkly someone something finally sparkly enough - and Blueberry Fusion - the multimedia time capsule extraordinaries!  Today, we've found the cultu...


Hydrant Revisited

Today, at least one of us took a shower. A real shower. The kind of shower that you find in bathrooms worldwide. With a faucet and heat options. During this shower, we became a little nostalgic about times and places where shower security was limited. Not all boxtruck-turned-houses have functioning showers and when you live in a boxtruck-turned-house, one has to utilize the creative juices to wash off all other worldly juices. A fine example would be the fire hydrants in Brooklyn.  So...


GasStation Mishaps

Zach and Oliver have launched themselves into space (Pennsylvania) to build rockets (a trade show booth) because they are manly manly men that build things. Do you know what else manly men do? They go to gas stations and hang out with all the other manly men. There is a clause up for debate in the US Senate right now to change the name "gas stations" to "manly men hang outs" nationwide.  And even though manly men usually have diesel (like Vin!!) trucks, sometimes the gas stati...