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Windbreakers of Victory!

 Who are your friends? We are your friends! You probably have other friends too, but...

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The correct answer is...

Two weeks ago, we asked you to find 3 things wrong with the photo below:...

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Dispatch from Slovenia: Rockstar Edition

This morning we woke up to the most beautiful message in cyber-space coming from a...

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Hotspot Hometown

I saw this photograph posted by Front Street Brewery today and HOLY SMOKES, YALL......

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Adrienne's OTHER Alter-Egos

Did you guys hear about that guy who tight roped across the Niagra Falls...

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Here's Photo Stock Explaining Why We're Still Recovering

For those of you who weren't able to make it to our 1-year birthday party...

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Daddy Day Dogs!

Taken by Michael Edwards on Friday, the FreakerFatherFiasco is exemplified in this photo: Read More

New Artifacts from HOC!

Well, well, well. The fine folks at the House of Creatives have decided to...

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The Freaker Guide To Not Trusting Beauty Magazines

Listen up, ladies. I'm about to unveil top-secret information. Take this news to heart, as...

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David's Multiple Personality Sing-A-Long

 It's been at least a week since we've celebrated the fake mental disorders of our...

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Dispatch from Bean Town

Last Friday, two of the Freaker women got in a car. But wait! The story...

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Lauren Also Suffers From Dissociative Identity Disorder. Shocking.

 Today we come to you with breaking news that is probably to be expected. Let's...

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Adrienne's Multiple Personality (Dis)Orders

Last week we showcased the fake mental illnesses of two of our team members. Read More

Zach's Alter-Ego Installment

Last week, we showed you the other side(s) of Oliver's charmbuckets, which included Willy...

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Freakshack, USA

Where we sit our butts everyday: The Official...

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Oliver's Obvious Alter-Egos.

Everybody has at least one alter-ego. Whether or not they choose to showcase it is...

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Further Dispatch from FancyLand; Red Carpet Jungle Gyms

In an alternative universe of shiny bling and silk tophats, the Freakerteam is tumbling around...

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Also in the Raunchy Red-Velvet News...

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Timeline of Important Events: Freaker Version

Ladies and gentlemen,  We have pretty heavy news for you. You may want...

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Fresh Freak in Training!

Last week, Zach's sister had a BAAAYBEEE!!!! This was the result: ...

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Makin' us proud

Pulled from the interwebs today: Whatever...

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We Want YOU to Freak America!

Election season is breaking the horizon.  We've all been here before and know that there...

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Merry Freakin Christmas: A Bedtime Story

This is a Christmas story. It's about the search for knit truth in a dark...

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SuperFreaker HotTub HotLove

 About a month ago, we got to live all kinds of dreams during a weekend...

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Eric White, Warrior of Magnificence

Over the past couple of months, we have had the honor of meeting, greeting and...

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