We don't have to tell you that the internet...Read More
The Web Week
You're not my mom, Fence. Hi chickadees!! Here is your...Read More
We'd like to take a moment and thank girls on...Read More
This is dedicated to everyone who has ever said "putting a...Read More
Some of you may just be visiting, but some of you live inside of the...Read More
Taking vacations is an incredibly efficient...Read More
Holidays of Yore
Welcome back, Earthlings. Your vacation is no more. If your...Read More
Yesterday, we exposed some of the Google Searches that accidentally led people to our website....Read More
The Mystery of Jockostamps
One of the benefits of having multiple people know the password to our Instagram account:...Read More
Update: You guys are all jerks
In the two hours following our immensely well-done photoshop job about internet-hell, we have had at...Read More
Fab: The Redux
Do you love Freakers? Do you passionately yearn for some...Read More
Is our Facebook page is trying to deliver a terrible omen!?! ...Read More
The Troop Troupe
You (yes! you!) guys are the greatest of all the greats. If Alexander the Great, Catherine...Read More
Semantics of the Not-UnImpressed!
A mysterious lad just got their 1st Freaker in the mail. His maybe-unintentionally-hilarious response has...Read More
So imagine that you're in The Matrix and some terrible man in black is chasing...Read More
Hey there boys & girls. Follow us on instagram & let's get weird.... together..... forever.
This morning we updated our "store-locator" page to include the Canadian stores that carry...Read More
Chronicle Books & Freaker Giveaways!
Mark Twain once said that a classic is a "book that people praise but don't...Read More
Freak of the Week Update: THIS GIRL.
I know I just posted about this week's MineMine give-away, but I thought I...Read More
When I learn Japanese....
...I can only hope that there is a program equally as helpful as this one.
RIP, Intern Matthew.
This week, a tragedy occurred at Freaker World Headquarters, USA. We lost our intern, Matthew. Through the...Read More
Freak-Your-Mom Special! Buy At Least 2 Get 1 Free!!
Let's be honest, everything good that you have, you probably Got It From Yo Mama. ...Read More
The BigKid Table Just Got Bigger
So remember that time, exactly 4 days ago, that we announced that Zach was going...Read More
The Ultimate Flattery
This morning, we received a message (on the INTERNETS!) asking us if Zach was the previous owner...Read More