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Internet Holiday!

We don't have to tell you that the internet...

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The Web Week

You're not my mom, Fence. Hi chickadees!! Here is your...

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Sour Dad

We'd like to take a moment and thank girls on...

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Time out.

This is dedicated to everyone who has ever said "putting a...

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Purism Tourism

Some of you may just be visiting, but some of you live inside of the...

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Monday Remedies

Taking vacations is an incredibly efficient...

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Holidays of Yore

Welcome back, Earthlings. Your vacation is no more.  If your...

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Google Goggles

Yesterday, we exposed some of the Google Searches that accidentally led people to our website....

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The Mystery of Jockostamps

 One of the benefits of having multiple people know the password to our Instagram account:...

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Update: You guys are all jerks

In the two hours following our immensely well-done photoshop job about internet-hell, we have had at...

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Fab: The Redux

Do you love Freakers?  Do you passionately yearn for some...

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HELLP!

Is our Facebook page is trying to deliver a terrible omen!?! ...

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The Troop Troupe

You (yes! you!) guys are the greatest of all the greats. If Alexander the Great, Catherine...

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Semantics of the Not-UnImpressed!

A mysterious lad just got their 1st Freaker in the mail. His maybe-unintentionally-hilarious response has...

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Bogatte Bomboclat!

So imagine that you're in The Matrix and some terrible man in black is chasing...

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InstaFrand

Hey there boys & girls. Follow us on instagram & let's get weird.... together..... forever.  Read More

Overwhelming Thursdays!

This morning we updated our "store-locator" page to include the Canadian stores that carry...

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Chronicle Books & Freaker Giveaways!

Mark Twain once said that a classic is a "book that people praise but don't...

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Freak of the Week Update: THIS GIRL.

I know I just posted about this week's MineMine give-away, but I thought I...

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When I learn Japanese....

...I can only hope that there is a program equally as helpful as this one.  Read More

RIP, Intern Matthew.

This week, a tragedy occurred at Freaker World Headquarters, USA.  We lost our intern, Matthew. Through the...

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Freak-Your-Mom Special! Buy At Least 2 Get 1 Free!!

 Let's be honest, everything good that you have, you probably Got It From Yo Mama. ...

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The BigKid Table Just Got Bigger

So remember that time, exactly 4 days ago, that we announced that Zach was going...

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The Ultimate Flattery

This morning, we received a message (on the INTERNETS!) asking us if Zach was the previous owner...

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