Twitter Action World-Saving Deals

In celebration of the upcoming shopping madness week, we're going to start flamethrowing special CIA secretive deals your way!  Follow us on Twitter and get a 10% discount code to use on anything here for the next week! We're cutting the red wire (or is it the green wire?! It's always so confusingly suspenseful!) next Tuesday.  Another piece of good news, we've found VinBook.  VinBook; noun, [ vin boo k']: 1. A collection of poorly photoshopped images of...


Freak Durst

This morning started slowly. There was a drizzle in the sky. There was an quiet hum over the office. Even the dogs had snoozy eyes on.  And then came Fred Durst.  We found out that the limpest of all bizkits had a twitter account and we decided to turn this day upsidedown. Like a frown. But a clown frown. Like Fred Durst would have wanted it.  It is now our declared goal of the day to get Fred Durst to retweet some type of Freaker absurdity. And we have been giving him...


I see no Freakers, all I see is sweaty fingers.

For those of you out there in the world that are not paying attention to the other universe (Twitter, of course), I have a little nugget for you. Yesterday was a turbulent day of rewriting Tupac lyrics, to what now seems to be "no apparent purpose." But seriously, a good portion of October 4th, 2011 was dedicated to making the too-real-for-school song named "Changes" into the ultimate-thug song named "Freakers," and here is a portion of the published results. Cory Howard, who wears ...


The Absurdities of Portland Bums

Last Saturday, we threw a grilled cheese extravaganza for the city of Portland. And while the party people partied it purple, we have to crown the true winners of the night to the Portland-Bound Vagabonds that we plagiarized for 5 hours via Twitter. We are still celebrating their fabulosity. Let's revisit the glory: