New Freaker: Love Stinks!!

Last week we released Love Glove for the heart-loving, sweet-talking, cheerful optimists. We here at Freaker USA believe in equal opportunity though, so today we're pampering the cynics. You know who you are. You've declared war on mid-February. Your official Valentine's date is Charles Bukowski. You're going to Rascal Town. In a tub of whiskey. To watch Die Hard marathons. And it's going to be awesome. This one is for you, tiger. It's a big heart pooping little hearts. True romance, y'all....


Valentines Special-T(SA)

Today we found a statement that we full heartedly can stand behind! Are you ready? OK GO!:  “Remember back in grade school?  You make those little Valentine folders and you would decorate it and make hearts out of construction paper and then you’d tape it to your desk and then, on Valentine’s day, you would all pass out Valentine’s to everyone and some would have candy and some wouldn’t and some would have super-heroes and they were colorful and you looked through all of them and t...