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Adventures at the Edge!
Yesterday, our favorite sparkle kittens at Edge of Urge needed a Freaker re-order. Seeing that they are approximately 4 minutes away from The Freakeroffice, we delivered them with strength and vigor (like DragonSlayers of stealth!)
We were on a mission. And we were going to claim victory...
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A Grand Return & Bodily Experiments!
Oliver came back to Wilmington today!!
We knew when we smelled a Sneaky Hat (not to be confused with The Sneaky Hat) lurking around the corner.
He brought us goodies!! His MamaBear sowed us a life sized Freaker! Fun for hours!
Oliver! We're so happy to have you back! How c...
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Freak the AirWaves!
Today the Freakerteam is feeling a little bit gritty. We're thrashing around the office screaming British obscenities (like "WANKER!") and headbanging to nothing in particular. We're about to smash guitars and shave our heads (except for Oliver. His mane of glory will not be touched.)
Wh...
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Graduation to Professionalism
Back in November, we gave a little chitchat at UNCW for the Wells Fargo Entrepreneurial Speaker Series.
Zach can pronunciate an entire sentence without breaking out in a fit of giggles (this is a pseudo-lie.) Oliver can bring his prosthetic arm Trish to academic gatherings (she was a huge...
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Right back atcha, work!
Today is a joyous day across the nation! Celebrations and festivities are erupting from sea to shining sea! We don't even know how to contain our immense excitement and we've been worrying all day that we may explode from a fit of ravaging happiness!!
Today is the day that employed Ameri...
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Freak Festivities!
We'd like to share with you a little somethin somethin that we found in The Soapbox last night. Let us preface this with a statement: We have never been so honored to be hypothetically next to something.
BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!
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Wurk Revisited!
The other day a very special lady was helping us hand-screenprint all of our holiday packaging and she said something prolific: "You should make a video to show the world how hard you work! It looks like all fun and games but you guys work all day and work all night!"
Little did she know t...
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New uses for Freakers: Fair Game
We've recently discovered that our favorite laundromat carries local craft beers for a dollar. One dollar.
A good portion of The Freakerteam has taken the obvious call to action. BUT, even though you think this is a win-win scenario, academics would beg to differ...
Here is what ha...
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Local Showcase #3: Justin Lacy & The Swimming Machine
There is such an itty bitty space of time between now and Christmas and we've been showcasing local artists to help solve any confusion about who is AWESOME (community artists!) and who's NOT-AS-AWESOME (Goods made in big countries that aren't the USA!) Some of the past Local Showcases have ...
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Out-Of-Towner Initiation Rituals.
Lauren has an old friend in town. Unfortunately for him, he's been bringing us homemade lunch everyday (including but not limited to: JALAPENO APPLE-PIE. Yes, you heard right) and to show our thanks we tackle him with love. And "love tackles" often include inappropriate polaroids. ...
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Freaks in Black! Exhilaration!
When we woke up this morning and flipped through the "news" we collectively almost peed our pants with joy. What "news" story could possibly induce an entire office to wet themselves, you ask?! The only one that will ever matter (this is a lie.) .... The Men in Black 3 trailer has officiall...
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Local Showcase #2: Edge of Urge
Partly because Christmas is creepin' up, but mostly because we are so enthralled and deeply in love with geography (and also cake!), we've started to showcase local artists, local businesses, local juices and local _____(insert anything else relevant or not here)_____.
Yesterday, we...
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