Polarollios.

As we've been not-so-covertly interlacing our daily activities with Polaroid pictures, we wanted to show you some that will NOT be going in your Christmas packages. And by "some," we really just mean that one of Zach's underwear drying outside of our office headquarters. Unless you specially request it. And then we will send you all documentation of how Zach both washes and dries his underwear. Your wish? On it.    


Acafreakia! Tonight!

 Question: Who's speaking at UNCW today? Answer: These freakin' guys are!  Question: That's going to be real weird. I want to come, but I have exactly zero dollars.  Answer: That wasn't a question. But it's super free, however, space is limited so you have to register.  Question: This is excellent news. I love registering. Where is it? Answer: Madeline Suite at 5:30. Whatever that means. I didn't go to UNCW.  Question: So, which one of you is the designated dr...


CucalorusRollOver

 As we mentioned yesterday, we're just a tiny bit drained from the onslaught of a fantastic weekend and as we crawled through Monday, we found evidence of the Spirit of Raging Past.  Wah-lah! Saddest-Freaker-Ever in action.  Dedicated to that girl we met in a taxi, I think her name was Morrein.  Starry-eyed sippy-pals BeamMasterFlex Our very own JMitchener gettin' his Fierce on.  Brudder Seeester face She's a LADY.&nbs...


Repercussions of Cucalorus Weekend

After 4 days of Cucalorus kook dazes, the Freakerteam has degenerated into a Zombie Collective.  We're too tired even show you how tired we are, so instead, we're going to use photos from Friday afternoon, we we happened upon a set for One Tree Hill and made ourselves right at home after a moonshine luncheon.  And yes, Zach confuses "tired" with "sultry."  We want to advise you not to question it. 


Tonight!

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Cucalorus & The Freaker Tit Fairy

Last night was the official opening party of Cucalorus film festival! The Freakerteam came out in full force and costumed themselves as what was originally suppose to be "wizards." That lasted for approximately 10-15 minutes and then the characters degenerated into was was so eloquently named The Freaker Tit Fairy and also "that guy" (which was simply a Zach with no pants on, and a pair of underwear stuffed with Freakers.) So anybody that got free goodies last night, there's a good change you...


Freak the Halls!

 Our holiday video is here! This makes us all fuzzy on the inside (some of us are even fuzzy on the outside!) and now all we want to do is   curl up next to the fire and have an all inclusive snuggle party! We'll get hot cider and pumpkin treats! Who's in!?


Interview Procedures

 Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the newest member of the Freakerteam!  - His name is Nolan.  - Nobody has asked him what his middle name is yet, but we're all going to assume that it is Ray. Just like Justin Mitchener.  - He (probably) enjoys grooming dogs, drawing rollercoasters and giving dollars to strangers in his free time.  - He reminds us of a guy who would enjoy apple juice.  This was both his interview...


Boogers

Look at this little toot trying to crash our trimming party. Freaker distractions? Never!  


Cucalorus Screenprinting Saturday Sauce!

This Saturday, The Freakerteam and Friends got up early, sat in a circle and held hands singing Kumbaya while hand-screenprinting the posters for this week's festivities at Cucalorus!  Justin Mitchener wore his blow-out pants and designed the space-themed poster palloozza and Alisha Payne, the queen of skillz (all the skillz) taught us all how to be busy worker bees and put his design into fruition.  Paper tearing party time!  Justin Mitchener. Not pict...


Justin Mitchener: Man of Purchasing Bravery

We want to set something straight. Something of the upmost importance, relevance and immediacy to our peace of mind. I know alot of you out there are wondering, and that's where we come in. To ease your fears. To calm your nerves. To answer your questions of eternal disturbance.  This one is for you, team. What we've all been waiting for. Ready? ...Yes. Justin Mitchener bought his pants with the blow-out patch already attached.  This has been the topic of much debate in (and out ...