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Introducing... YonderDown!
Holidays are fast approaching and Freakers are coming out of the woodworks for the season! One of our newest editions is named Yonderdown and he would love nothing more than to travel down yonder with you to grandma's house for that special hot tottie that only she can brew up. NOM NOM NOM
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Trick or Freak: Gallery #2
As promised yesterday, here is the second installment of the photographic documentation of this weekend's officially freaky hot mess! Hurrah!
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Trick or Freak: Gallery #1
Last Saturday, Wilmington almost internally combusted. It sounds
dangerous, yes, but it was well worth it. The finest of hunies and the
swellest of chaps came out for the Trick or Freak party at Satellite
Bar for a Halloween extravaganza that will be referenced for years to
come. Big bearhu...
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#MysteryChristmas: Alisha-Out-Dressing-Molly Edition
Today Alisha and Molly, the maidens of the office, were scheduled to have a dress-off. (Contrary to popular hopes, this does not entail either of them actually taking off their dresses. Instead, Alisha wanted to compete with Molly's constant fashionista status and "fancy herself up" so much that ...
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Tomorrow! Wilmington to be FREAKED!
Dear Wilmington,
It's official. We're home. Come celebrate with us! Tomorrow at Satellite, we're throwing a bash for you. Free grilled cheese sandwiches, discounted Freakers, photoshoots out the wahoozie & music to move your body to. Justin Lacey and the Swimming Machine is going to ro...
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Homebound Huniez!
Yesterday we drove our FreakerMobile into the depths of the one place we haven't seen in quite a while: home!
We wore suits and ties and unsuccessfully tried to trick everyone into thinking that the road had changed our business methods. PSSSSFH!
Coincidentally (OR IS IT?!) we...
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